Saddest Jokes

Funniest Saddest Short Jokes

Short saddest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saddest humour may include short sadder jokes also.

1. What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
2. The saddest thing in the world is a child's cry after their bike is stolen So I try to pedal away as fast as I can.
3. Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing.
4. The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend...
   Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there.
   
5. What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
   WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?
   Saddest joke ever.
6. I saw the saddest movie ever. A man ended up jacking off to his dead wife's photo and crying. It was absolutely tear jerking.
7. What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
8. You know, the saddest thing about Dwayne Johnson's success as a movie actor is how he's completely forgotten his brothers who got him there. Paper and Scissors.
9. I think the saddest part about all those crippled children getting picked on was that I only did it because I knew they couldn't stand up for themselves
10. What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7? Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

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Saddest One Liners

Which saddest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saddest? I can suggest the ones about sadness and sadly.

1. What is the saddest family reunion? A chicken omelet
2. What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once.
3. What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '
4. What's the saddest form of transportation? A moped.
5. Why are wedding cakes the saddest cakes? Because of all the tiers.
6. Which is the saddest cheese? Prov-Alone
7. Which cakes are the saddest? Wedding cakes - because they often end up in tiers!
8. What is the saddest body of water? Crimea River
9. What is the saddest pasta? Tort-alone-i
10. You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this.
11. What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell
12. What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio
13. Today was the happiest and saddest day in my life The extra small condoms are discounted.
14. Whales are the saddest creatures in the world. They always have a heavy heart.
15. What time of day is the saddest? The mourning

Hilarious Saddest Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about saddest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy sad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saddest pranks.