Saddened Jokes
18 saddened jokes and hilarious saddened puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saddened that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Saddened Short Jokes
Short saddened jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saddened humour may include short sadness jokes also.
- The ancient Romans would be saddened to know how many of their advances we'd forgotten. Aquaducts, fast food, underfloor heating... But hey, it's all water over the bridge.
- Saddened that the Presidential Alert was just a test. I was looking forward to having a new President.
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Saddened One Liners
Which saddened one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saddened? I can suggest the ones about heartbroken and sadder.
- My friend died from diarrhea It saddened me to watch him go
- It saddens me. It really does sadden me that...
Laughable Saddened Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about saddened you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depressed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saddened pranks.
A bus full of wives going on a picnic
fall into a river and all die.
The husbands saddened cry for a week while one husband continued to cry for more than two weeks.
When asked why he misses his wife so much he replied miserably...
"My wife missed the bus!!"
Man runs over a cat
Yesterday the lady next door received a buzz from the front door. When she opened the door there was a man there.
With a saddened look the man says "Lady, I'm terribly sorry, I just ran over your cat."
Without hesitation the man tells the lady that he would like to replace the cat.
The lady looks up at the man and replies "Thats all right with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
Three brothers and the lights
Three brothers are arguing about whom will turn the lights off. The first orders the second, and the second orders the third to turn the lights off. In the end they agreed if someone talks he'd turn the lights off.
Days past and the neighbours are starting to get worried about them so they decided to break in. They found the three brothers all dead!
The neighbours saddened by their lost bury the brothers next together. But the third brother starts to shout that he isn't dead and the other two tell him to go turn the lights off.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says "I'll have some H2O"
The second one says "I'll have some water too, but you do realise you don't have to use the chemical term outside if the lab, right?"
The first scientist excuses himself to the bathroom, where he cries for a good give minutes, saddened because his m**... plan failed
While helping some freshmen check into their dorms at our state college I overheard a couple of new co-eds rate me as a six.
It really saddens me that our public school systems are only teaching kids to count to six.
A dog comes upon a set of train tracks
As the pup crosses the tracks a train comes by and runs over the dogs tail, causing the tip of his tail to fall off.
Saddened by his loss, the dog turn around to sniff his lost appendage.
As he is sniffing his tail another train comes by and cuts his head off.
The end.
The moral of the story:
Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail!
Stan Lee stopped by my rooftop apartment to check out my comic collection. Things were fine until he saw my pet parrots; he suddenly started blubbering! I pointed out there were parrots in the foyer as well, & they didn't affect him. For some reason, only my parrots upset him. Now I'm wondering...
...why do birds sadden Lee up here?
A sad day indeed
About a week ago I was walking my dog Fido through the park and a mentally disabled kid ran up to us. Immediately upon reaching my dog he started petting him. My dog is not a violent dog by any means but he was spooked and bit the kid. After this incident he ended up getting put down. It saddens me deeply but at least Fido is ok.
A boy was asking out a girl when she replied to his affection with the line "I love you too, but like a brother!"
Saddened by her apparent refusal, he started walking away, until the girl said, "Wait. from where I'm from, that's good."
Confused, the boy asked, "Well, where is that?"
"Alabama."
It really saddens me that police officers are so underpaid they have to take second jobs...
This lovely young officer pulled me over for drunk driving and is just going back to his car to get the stuff needed for a 'Cavity search'. Police officer and a dentist. What a hard working man.
The Titanic and mayonnaise
What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.
Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bottom of the ocean. The Mexican people were saddened by this event, and dedicated an annual event to the remembrance of the mayonnaise
We call it Cinco de Mayo
It's the girls heart surgery today.
BOY: Is your heart surgery today?
GIRL: Yeah.
BOY: Just remember that I LOVE YOU so much.
GIRL: I LOVE YOU more. Thank you.
After the heart surgery, the girl was saddened to see only her father who was sitting beside her as she woke up
GIRL: Dad, where is he?
DAD: YOU DID NOT KNOW WHO DONATED YOUR HEART!?
GIRL: Oh my God!
And the girl started to cry.
DAD: JOKE! He's just in the CR, p**....
