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Funniest Saddam Short Jokes

Short saddam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saddam humour may include short saddam hussein jokes also.

1. What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey.
2. What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? They both had Kurds in their way.
3. Remember when we dug Saddam up out of that hole? He looked like a Father Christmas who had been sacked from Debenhams for being drunk at work.
4. An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm.
5. So Saddam Hussein was trying to give George Bush a high-five... But George Bush left him hanging.
6. After all these years I can't quit thinking Saddam Hussein might still be in power if he hadn't named his missiles "Scuds."
7. I went to university with Saddam Hussein We were studying chemistry and combined inhumanities
8. Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
   A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
9. Why did Bush overthrow Saddam Hussein? He didn't want him to build an iraqet
10. Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CD's? In Iraq.

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Saddam One Liners

Which saddam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saddam? I can suggest the ones about aides and .

1. I high-fived Saddam Hussein Didn't want to leave him hanging
2. Where was Saddam Hussein found hiding? Between Iraq and a hard place.
3. I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president.
4. I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people
5. If Saddam Hussein had married Little Miss Muffet... would the Kurds have had their whey?
6. Why didn't Saddam Hussein watch Return of the King? He was living under Iraq
7. Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq
8. What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance
9. What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack.
10. What is Saddam Hussein's favorite food? Yellow cake.
11. Saddam Hussein wanted to rule the world... ...but he couldn't kuwait
12. why didnt saddam hussein take a shower he wanted to take a ba'ath
13. Saddam Hussein was found Guilty in a Court of Law but he was given a suspended sentence
14. How did Saddam deal with his leftovers? He used sarin wrap
15. Why was Saddam such a chick magnet?

Saddam Hussein Jokes

Here is a list of funny saddam hussein jokes and even better saddam hussein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives
• Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates? In Iraq.
• There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called "Soap on a Rope"
• Why do women like saddam hussein? He was hung
• saddam hussein is full of shiite.
• Why did Saddam Hussein never have s**...? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush.
• I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by h**... and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils.
• What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)
  ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.

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