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Funniest Saddam Hussein Short Jokes

Short saddam hussein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saddam hussein humour may include short osama bin laden jokes also.

  1. What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? They both had Kurds in their way.
  2. So Saddam Hussein was trying to give George Bush a high-five... But George Bush left him hanging.
  3. After all these years I can't quit thinking Saddam Hussein might still be in power if he hadn't named his missiles "Scuds."
  4. I went to university with Saddam Hussein We were studying chemistry and combined inhumanities
  5. Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
    A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
  6. There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called "Soap on a Rope"

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Saddam Hussein One Liners

Which saddam hussein one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saddam hussein? I can suggest the ones about osama bin and george bush.

  1. I high-fived Saddam Hussein Didn't want to leave him hanging
  2. Where was Saddam Hussein found hiding? Between Iraq and a hard place.
  3. I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president.
  4. Why didn't Saddam Hussein watch Return of the King? He was living under Iraq
  5. Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq
  6. What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance
  7. What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack.
  8. What is Saddam Hussein's favorite food? Yellow cake.
  9. Saddam Hussein wanted to rule the world... ...but he couldn't kuwait
  10. why didnt saddam hussein take a shower he wanted to take a ba'ath
  11. Saddam Hussein was found Guilty in a Court of Law but he was given a suspended sentence
  12. Why did Bush overthrow Saddam Hussein? He didn't want him to build an iraqet
  13. What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives
  14. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates? In Iraq.
  15. Why do women like saddam hussein? He was hung
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Comical Saddam Hussein Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about saddam hussein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean george w bush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saddam hussein pranks.

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What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both have curds in their whey.

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Why did Saddam Hussein never have s**...?

....because he was afraid he'd see Bush.

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I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by h**... and Saddam Hussein.

It was the grater of two evils.

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I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did.

Hanging out with his people

Saddam Hussein joke, I went to university with Saddam Hussein