Sacrilegious Jokes
7 sacrilegious jokes and hilarious sacrilegious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sacrilegious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Sacrilegious Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good sacrilegious joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An Easter joke.
A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows?, maybe even the Pope!"
The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?"
"Certainly not!", responds the priest, "what a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!"
The rabbi retorts: "One of our boys made it!"
What do you call someone who worships t**...?
Sacrilegious.
Did you hear about the new religon where they only worship t**...?
Some say it's sacrilegious.
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church...
The priest says ''We don't allow you in here- you call yourself the God particle- that's sacrilegious!''
The Higgs Boson particle responds, ''Hey, if you don't allow the Higgs Boson particle, how do you have Mass?''
I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my t**...,
but I thought it would be too sacrilegious.
I have a bag with a crucifix, Buddha, and the Quran inside.
Is this sacrilegious?
What do you call a Catholic girl who loves to give o**...?
Sacrilegious
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