Sacred Jokes

Funniest Sacred Short Jokes

Short sacred jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sacred humour may include short holy jokes also.

1. I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. I didn't get it, i was raised catholic. Our god tastes like cardboard and we still eat him.
2. A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" "I am not Master Ayumu."
3. Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard... When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
   "Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!"
4. I'm confused. My professor told me Nietzsche was 'an atheist who worshiped at the altar of nihilism'. Is nothing sacred?
5. What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it:
   A) Holy Loaf
   B) Sacred baguette
   Or C) Naan of the above
6. Mistaken Identity A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."
7. What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France. Sacre' T's
8. So my wife left me for an indian guy... Im sure she'll be treated well, they consider cows to be sacred.
9. Do you believe in Hinduism? Do you believe in Hinduism? Because I heard that they consider your mom a sacred animal.
10. Next Sunday is the "Feast of the Circumcision"... ...the service that celebrates the circumcision and naming of Jesus Christ. As the organist, perhaps I should play "O Sacred Head, Now Wounded."

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Sacred One Liners

Which sacred one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sacred? I can suggest the ones about spiritual and divine.

1. You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke... They consider cows to be sacred.
2. Just found out I've failed my German exam. Sacre bleu!
3. You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
4. Indian Yo Mama Joke I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
5. *Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country.
6. In India, they regard Bovine creatures as sacred animals. Holy Cow!
7. I failed my Spanish exam today. Sacre bleu!
8. There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
9. What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven.
10. I failed my German language exam Sacre bleu!
11. What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!
12. How many sacred holy sisters does it take to change a light bulb? nun
13. Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
14. Yo mama so fat that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.
15. A priest mistranslated the sacred texts the other day... They made a clerical error

Sacred Cow Jokes

Here is a list of funny sacred cow jokes and even better sacred cow puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Being Indian gives me the best insult I'd insult your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
• Yo momma so fat... That I would compare her to a cow but my religon prohibits me from comparing a horrid beast to such a sacred animal.
• In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse.
• Why are cows so sacred in South Asia? Because they were taught to respect their mothers.
• Why did Hillary Clinton visit India? Because cows are sacred there.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Sacred Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about sacred you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean holiest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sacred pranks.