Sacred Cow Jokes
30 sacred cow jokes and hilarious sacred cow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sacred cow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sacred Cow Short Jokes
Short sacred cow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sacred cow humour may include short holy cow jokes also.
- So my wife left me for an indian guy... Im sure she'll be treated well, they consider cows to be sacred.
- Being Indian gives me the best insult I'd insult your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
- Yo momma so fat... That I would compare her to a cow but my religon prohibits me from comparing a horrid beast to such a sacred animal.
- In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse.
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Sacred Cow One Liners
Which sacred cow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sacred cow? I can suggest the ones about bad cow and sacred.
- You'll never hear a hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke... They consider cows to be sacred.
- You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
- Indian Yo Mama Joke I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
- *Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country.
- In India, they regard Bovine creatures as sacred animals. Holy Cow!
- Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
- Yo mama so fat that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.
- Why are cows so sacred in South Asia? Because they were taught to respect their mothers.
- Why did Hillary Clinton visit India? Because cows are sacred there.
Sacred Cow Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sacred cow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flying cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sacred cow pranks.
Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and an Alabama Crimson Tide fan are in a car together, but the car breaks down.
Luckily, there's a farm right nearby. The farmer says, "I only got room for two of ya in the house, so one of you's gonna have to sleep in the barn."
The Hindu holy man decides to go, but comes back to the barn because there's a cow in there, and Cows are sacred in his faith.
The Rabbi takes his friend's place, only to come back in because there's also a pig in the barn, and in the Rabbi's faith, pigs are unclean.
So the Alabama fan grudgingly goes to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door, and standing in the doorway are the cow and the pig.
A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Priest are lost. They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.
I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn, says the Farm Owner.
The Hindu immediately volunteers. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.
I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me.
No problem, says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings.
I will go then, friends, says the Priest, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.
A Lawyer, a Muslim, and a Hindu are travelling together...
One night, they are looking for a place to stay, and one of them sees a house in the distance. One of them knocks on the door and a farmer answers the door. They ask politely to stay, and the farmer says, "Yes, you may stay. However, one of you will have to sleep in the barn, as I have only room for 2 of you in my house." The Hindu volunteers to sleep in the barn. A couple minutes after the Hindu goes, they hear a knock at the door. It's the Hindu, and he says he cannot sleep in the barn, as there is a cow in there, and a cow is a sacred animal in his religion. The Muslim volunteers next. A couple minutes after the Muslim goes, they hear a knock at the door. It's the Muslim, and he says he cannot sleep in the barn, as there is a pig in there, and a pig is an unclean animal in his religion. The lawyer then goes to sleep in the barn. A couple minutes later, they hear a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.
A Hindu, a Muslim, and a lawyer are traveling together.
They reach a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer tells them that he only has room for two and one will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu volunteers, but a short while later there's a knock at the door. "I can't sleep there. There is a cow, and a cow is a sacred animal. My religion forbids it."
So the Muslim goes next. Again, there's a knock at the door. "I can't sleep there. There is a pig, and a pig is an unclean animal. My religion forbids it."
So the lawyer heads out. There's a knock at the door once more.
It's the cow and the pig.
3 guys are lost and stumble upon a farm.
There was a indian, a jew, and a mexican. They asked if they could sleep there for the night. The man says "sure but one of you will have to sleep in the barn" the indian says "it is fine I will sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door, it's the Indian and he says "im sorry but I can not sleep in the barn there is a cow and it is a sacred animal" so the jew says "its fine I can sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door, its the jew. He says "im sorry but I can't sleep in the barn, there's a pig and it's not Kosher" so the mexican says " it is okay, I will sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door. It's the donkey.
Even pigs have standards
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia Eagles fan are in a car together. the car breaks down near a house with a barn. The owner says, "Well, I only have room for two of ya, so one's gonna have to sleep in the barn." The Hindu holy man volunteers. Five minutes later, he explains, "I cannot sleep in that barn! There is a cow in there! Cows are sacred, and I cannot sleep on holy ground!" The rabbi agrees to take his friend's place, but comes back. "There is a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean in my faith, so I cannot sleep there!" The Eagles fan, begrudgingly, goes out to the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens it to find the cow and the pig.
A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah's Witness are lost..
They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.
"I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn," says the Farm Owner.
The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.
"I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me."
"No problem," says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. "There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings."
"I will go then, friends," says the Jehovah's Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.