Sacre Jokes
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Just found out I've failed my German exam.
Sacre bleu!
Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard...
When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
"Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!"
I failed my Spanish exam today.
Sacre bleu!
I failed my German language exam
Sacre bleu!
How many sacred holy sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
nun
Why is the 2 in 2x sacred?
It comes from a higher power
A Frenchman calls the fire department...
He wakes up and his kitchen is ablaze. He calls the local fire department and says " Sacre Bleu! You must 'elp me! There eez a fire please come and put eet out ! "
The fireman on the phone responds " Calm down, we'll be right there, just tell us how to get there"
The Frenchman , confused , asks the fireman , " 'ow do you get 'ere? What 'appened to your big red trucks?!"
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