Sacked Jokes
57 sacked jokes and hilarious sacked puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sacked that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have a good laugh and find out why getting sacked can be funny. Learn about the former spokesman Penn Jillette, who was hired and then sacked in the same day. This article delves into the story that has generated a lot of laughs.
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Funniest Sacked Short Jokes
Short sacked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sacked humour may include short fired jokes also.
- I like my women like I like my coffee. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.
- What's the first thing Mrs Clause did when Santa got home on Christmas morning ? Emptied his sack.
- My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river… I did it but it broke my heart.
I quite liked her dad… - I used to have a job; I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
- I like my women like I like my coffee. Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
- I've just been sacked as the weatherman at the local radio station Apparently I was too 'cheerful' when giving out the really bad weather reports!!!
That's it!! No more mist and ice guy. - I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem.
- I was unlucky to be sacked as a chef for using the incorrect fish and herbs Wrong plaice, wrong thyme
- What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
- My drunk uncle is Santa Claus He breaks into my house, drinks all the milk and snacks.. Then, he unloads his sack all over the living room.
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Sacked One Liners
Which sacked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sacked? I can suggest the ones about sacks and getting the sack.
- I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack
- Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year
- I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker.
- Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!
- why does santa have such a huge sack Because he only comes once a year
- Did you hear about the blind circumsiser? He got the sack.
- What happened to the blind circumsizer? He got the sack.
- What happened to the blind circumcisor? He got the sack.
- Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack.
- What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious
- Why do dominatrixes get so much beauty rest They just love to hit the sack
- Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
- Did you hear about the surgeon who botched a vasectomy? he got the sack
- Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack.
- Do you know what happened to the drunk circumciser? He got the sack.
Getting Sacked Jokes
Here is a list of funny getting sacked jokes and even better getting sacked puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The only way to learn... When I was a young kid my dad taught me how to swim by throwing me in the deep end of a pool. Swimming to the ladder was easy, but getting out of the sack was the hard part.
- Breaking News!! Cross-Eyed circumsiser gets the sack.
- Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start:
"How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists" by Fillmore Sacks - Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.
- Women don't ever have to worry about me trying to get into their pants. They don't even have any pockets! Where would I keep my hackey sack and MTG cards?
- I got sacked from a job for smiling too much… I said, "If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."
- Watching the Superbowl at a sober living with 7 sober drug addicts "That's also what I need to do; get away from the sack."
Boom. - Why should you never be a postman? Because you always get the sack on the first day of the job.
- Why did the American feminist get sacked from her housemaid job? She didn't do the irony.
- How does Santa have enough in his sack to come for millions of little kids, but more astonishingly.... how does he not get arrested?
Charming Humor Sacked Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about sacked you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hired jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sacked pranks.
I was sacked today for having s**... with a customer in the back of my bus.
Well I say bus... technically it's a hearse.
The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips...
So I got kicked out of KFC.
I have trouble keeping their jobs these days...
First I was working at a potato farm, but then I was sacked.
Next it was the tuna factory, but then I was canned.
Next I tried being a lumberjack, but then I got axed.
Next I found an opening at the crematorium, but then I was fired.
Next I s**... up at the gun manufacturers, so I was quickly discharged.
Next I was printing thesauruses, but then my job was made redundant.
Now I'm growing magenta bananas, but I think I might get a pink slip.
Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing
I've always been a whisk taker.
I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert.
I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work.
I've just been sacked from my job as a prophet..
Did *not* see that coming.
Just been sacked from my dream job as a maths teacher. Been there since 2010
What a waste of 15 years!
Last year I made seven figures.
And that's why I got sacked from the action figure factory.
I was an accountant
I was an accountant from age 22 to 35, when because of office politics, I was sacked for no reason.
What a waste of 15 years.
Me: I've always put my blood, sweat & tears into my work!
Them: That's why you're being sacked. You are a Chef. You can't put all that in food and serve it to customers.
I found a bug in Madden 2015
I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone.
I got sacked today on my first day as a masseur
Apparently finish up on my face doesn't mean what I thought it did !
My last internship interview
Interviewer: I hope you have manners. We sacked the last guy for disrespect. He compared me to a bird
Me: Wow, I can never do that ma
Interviewer: Good. So you're here for the mentorship program?
Me: Yes ma, take me under your wing
Interviewer: Get out of my office
Been working mornings in a juice factory, but I got sacked today.
Don't blame them though, I couldn't concentrate.
A guy was just sacked from the local print shop for always aligning their text to the left margin
I think it's justified.
I've been sacked from my job as a chef after spending every shift chopping herbs instead of cooking meals.
They couldn't be dealing with thyme wasters.
Got sacked from my job as a zoo keeper.
But as I said in my disciplinary
"all the signs say DON'T feed the animals"
A New Gadget
Bob came home looking utterly wretched and buried his head in his hands.
I've been sacked, he told his wife.
After 35 years of doing the same job, day in, day out, I have been replaced by an electronic gadget the size of a flashlight.
And the awful thing is, he continued, I can't fault it. It can do everything I can do, and do it better, and it will never wear out!
Bob looked up for comfort but his wife had gone. She was down at the shops looking to buy one.
You hear about the quarterback who switched teams after being sacked 8 times??
The grass was greener on the other side of defense.
Bob the Builder sacked!
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!
My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.
I can't believe he has gone and thrown it all away.
I just got sacked from my job as a veterinary surgeon
I got caught looking at pictures of frogspawn
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen....
.....Ungrateful bleeders, all I said was,
'Hurry up, for Pete's sake, some of us have got homes to go to!'
Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?
Elf and safety
Why don't the British play American football?
All of the Quarterbacks got sacked.
What do you call all the sacked news reporters in China?
The orient ex-press
Working at a nudist colony is wierd. I just got sacked...
And it came with a raise
