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8 saber jokes and hilarious saber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is all about Saber tooth tiger jokes! Enjoy learning more about the extinct beast, and get ready to laugh at hilarious jokes about teeth, the Bengal Tiger, and swords. Explore your sense of humor with these Saber jokes!


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Witty Saber Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What is a good saber joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child.....

Which color light saber would you choose?

If you could save a child from a horrible disease and a lifetime of misery, or have a light saber...

what color would you pick?

What's the temperature of a light saber?

Warm Warm

A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party

Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people.
"I see I'm too late," says the tiger.
"Yup," says another. "Everyone's eaten"

If a 92 year old woman hooks up with a seventy five year old man. She's no longer considered a couger. That's a saber tooth.

No matter how old you are...

...an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.

How heavy is a jedi saber?

I'm not sure, but I reckon that it's pretty light.

What do you call a bad saber picture on the internet?

Sword Art Online.


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