Sabbath Jokes
8 sabbath jokes and hilarious sabbath puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sabbath that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Sabbath Day is a day of rest and reflection for those from the Jewish tradition. Learn about the significance and spirituality of Sabbath with our collection of Sabbath Jokes. Discover lighthearted quips and humorous takes on Sabbath Day, Black Sabbath and the Torah. Whether you’re pious or taking a break on Sunday, you’ll enjoy these thoughtful jokes.
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Comical Sabbath Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good sabbath joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Muhammed, Confucius, and Buddha walk into a bar
The bartender spots them and says "aw, Christ!"
Muhammed says, "nah, it's Saturday, Jesus don't drink on the Sabbath."
Golfing on the sabbath
One day, a man named David decides to skip church to play golf. Up in heaven, Saint Peter sees this and reports David's sin to God. God says, "I will punish him accordingly." David plays a perfect game and goes home really pleased. Saint Peter sees this and goes to God and says, "What gives? You said you would punish him, yet he gets a perfect score." God smiles and says, "Who can he tell?"
I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?
...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
What comes after Black Friday
Black Sabbath
What do Batman and Black Sabbath have in common?
They both have a g**... butler.
Due to social correctness
Black Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."
There must not be any Christians in the NFL.
The Sabbath day is for rest.
Two old jews are talking about their children...
The first one says "My son has decided to stop keeping kosher! Oy! What a terrible world" The second one replies "Your son? \*MY\* son! My son has decided to stop keeping the Sabbath! Oy gevalt! What can we do?" They seek guidance from the chief Rabbi of their village and share their woes with. "Your son?" he replies "\*MY\* son! My son has fallen in love with a shiksa! Can you believe it?" Three of them decide their only recourse is to pray to God and ask for his guidance. And as they are praying a big booming voice from the heavens says "YOUR SON? \*\*MY\*\* SON..."
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