The Best 6 Sabbath Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sabbath jokes. There are some sabbath deacon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sabbath avi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sabbath Jokes and Puns

Golfing on the sabbath

One day, a man named David decides to skip church to play golf. Up in heaven, Saint Peter sees this and reports David's sin to God. God says, "I will punish him accordingly." David plays a perfect game and goes home really pleased. Saint Peter sees this and goes to God and says, "What gives? You said you would punish him, yet he gets a perfect score." God smiles and says, "Who can he tell?"

I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What comes after Black Friday

Black Sabbath

What do Batman and Black Sabbath have in common?

They both have a geezer butler.

Due to social correctness

Black Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."


There must not be any Christians in the NFL.

The Sabbath day is for rest.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sabbath jewish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sabbath seder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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