Saab Jokes

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Funniest Saab Short Jokes

Short saab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saab humour may include short automobile jokes also.

1. My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story
2. My friend was telling me about how his Swedish car was totaled in an accident I told him to spare me his Saab story.
3. I tried to explain to my boss that I couldn't come in to work because my imported Swedish car broke down. But he didn't want to hear my Saab story.
4. My friend is always complaining about the Swedish car dealership he works at. Today I had enough and finally said I don't want to hear anymore of your Saab stories
5. My friend said he was really down because of his car troubles... I told him i didn't wan't to hear his saab story.
6. I had a friend buy a European car and he kept telling me about it breaking down. I had to tell him that I didn't want to hear anymore of his Saab stories.
7. So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories
8. Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story.
9. I was going to tell you all about this car I used to own. But who wants to hear another SAAB story.
10. Everyone was tired of hearing Greg complain about his car troubles It was always a Saab story

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Saab One Liners

Which saab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saab? I can suggest the ones about submarine and woofer.

1. What do you call a depressing tale about a discontinued car? A Saab Story.
2. My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab.
3. I'd tell you a tale about my swedish car.. But it's just another Saab story.
4. My friend told me about how his car broke down. It was a Saab story.
5. What is the saddest automobile? The Saab.
6. I totaled my swedish car today... But you don't want to hear my Saab story.
7. TIFU by getting into the wrong car after the European Auto Show. whoops, wrong Saab
8. My brand new Swedish car crashed into a tree. It was a real Saab story.
9. My friend told me about how he crashed his new car It was a real Saab story
10. I've got Saab story for you. I bought a Saab. That's all.
11. TIFU stole a caar by accident.. Woops, wrong saab
12. What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)
13. Did you hear about that car company having to shut down? It was a saab story.
14. Let me tell you my s**... story So one time I bought a Saab...

Comical & Quirky Saab Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about saab you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saab pranks.