Ryu Jokes
30 ryu jokes and hilarious ryu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ryu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ryu Short Jokes
Short ryu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ryu humour may include short autograph jokes also.
- What did Ryu (Street Fighter) say when his step dad asked if he could borrow his lawnmower? Sure you can
- What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? "Sure you can!"
- Street Fighter: What did an angry Ryu say when Ken came up to him and asked if he could go to the upper floor of the dojo? ...Shoryuken!
- What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?... "IMMM-DUKEN!'"
- Who would Chun li rather date between ryu and ken? None. They are both gay lovers.
- What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***
- What did Ryu and Ken find at Chuck-E-Cheese? **HA TOKEN!**
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(Street Fighter joke, but I know my fellow nerds lurk this sub)
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Ryu One Liners
Which ryu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ryu? I can suggest the ones about barbie and tarts.
- "Hey Ryu can I watch your next fight?" SHORYUKEN!!
- Street Fighter Dad Joke Chun-Li: Can I ask you a question, Ryu?
Ryu: SHORYUKEN! - "I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore," said Ryu. "SUREYOUCAN!" replied his master.
- What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!
- I asked ryu if I could do a jumping uppercut on him... He said Shoryuken
- What did Ryu say to Ken when he asked if he could borrow his car? Shoryuken
- What did Ken say to Ryu when he asked to borrow money? *SUREYOUCAN!!!*
- Hey Ryu, can I use your bathroom? SHOR-YU-KEN!
- Ryu, do you think I can make my dreams come true? Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
- Hey Ryu, where's Ken at? He's not at his desk. He Doookin'!
Oh, okay, thanks. - A man walks up to Ryu "Can I see your famous Rising Dragon Fist?"
"Shor-yu-ken!" - What do you call Ryu's stinky cousin? Pyu
- What did Ryu say the the fan who asked if he could get his his autograph? "Sure you can!"
- What did ryu say when he met ken? HOW-DO-YOU-DO-KEN?
- Ken: Hey, can I borrow 100$? Ryu: Shoryuken, Ken.
Hilarious Ryu Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about ryu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ryu pranks.
Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....
So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"