Rye Jokes

48 rye jokes and hilarious rye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Rye Short Jokes

Short rye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rye humour may include short knead jokes also.

  1. Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread? One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.
  2. Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery... Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
    Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
    Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
  3. Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling's Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeño It's called the Rye n' Gosling, and it's the hottest drink I make
  4. What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag
    And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?
    Flour power
    And when a lot of people do it at the same time?
    a rye-ot
  5. The guys at the Delhi Deli pressured me into having a BLT on Indian bread instead of rye. Now I like such a naan conformist.
  6. Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery? Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye.
  7. I'll have a club sandwich on rye. Hold the mayo. Cuddle the mustard. Whisper soft words of confidence to the lettuce. Make love to the onion
  8. Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high...
    Judge: Order! Order in the court!
    Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye.
  9. Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.
  10. Why is bread on a baby goose the same as a hollywood movie star? they are both rye on gosling

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Rye One Liners

Which rye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rye? I can suggest the ones about bagel and wheat.

  1. What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread? All rye all rye
  2. What's an Italian baker's favourite book? *focaccia in the Rye*.
  3. What kind of bread does Matthew McConaughey eat? All rye all rye all rye!
  4. What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye
  5. You know, being unsure if I'm a plant is actually pretty cool. Am I rye?
  6. Did you hear the two slices of bread broke up? I wonder rye.
  7. What would a literary person call a bot-test in a wheat field? Captcha in the Rye.
  8. Why did the Italian baker close shop? Everything went a rye
  9. What do you call bread baked by a poet? Poet-rye
  10. How do bakers deal with tough problems? They ryes to the occasion and dough not quit.
  11. Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye.
  12. My Chinese gave me a confectionary made with an unusual flour. The cake was a rye
  13. What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot
  14. Why did the protestors start throwing bread? Because they wanted to rye it.
  15. Ever read The Catcher in the Rye? Or are you holden on for a better time to read it?

Catcher Rye Jokes

Here is a list of funny catcher rye jokes and even better catcher rye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just finished reading "Catcher in the Rye" anyone know where I can find the other 8 books in the series?
  • How do you call a Pokémon GO player in a rye field? The Catcher in the Rye.

Great Rye Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about rye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sandwich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rye pranks.

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are i**...?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

A German man on his first trip to America decides to see New York City.

As he's wandering around the smell of corned beef and fresh baked rye bread draws him into a Kosher deli. The man sits at the counter, eyes the menu and says, "I vood like to try ze bagel and ze lox." In a thick accent.
On his first bite he's throughly enjoying his food and pipes up to the guy behind the counter, "Zis is voonderbar! Zey do not have food like zis vere I am from."
In a heavy Brooklyn accent the guy behind the counter replies, "Now whose fault is that?"

I went to my son and asked

What is Matthew McConaughey's favorite bread and he said
All white all white all white
And I said no you d**...
It's all rye all rye all rye

I was thinking of making puns about grain...

But most people can *barley* stand it.

Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry

Some food puns I came up with

Why should you eat rye before battle?
It's bread for war.
Why should you eat melon before going in the sun?
A little melon in helps protect you from the sun.
When should you get a ladder in a slaughterhouse?
When the steaks are high
Why is it a good idea to rub blueberries on your face when you're embarrassed?
You should berry your face in shame.

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

If Jesus make white bread that must mean the devil...

Make rye

r**... Molecules

Scientists have found a new type of molecule only found in loaves of rye. They're calling them the r**... molecules because they are in bread.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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