Ryanair Jokes
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Murphy and Seamus
Two Irish pilots, Murphy and Seamus, are flying a Ryanair Ltd. jet on its final approach at Cork Airport.
Murphy says: BuayJesus! Maury an' Josefff! Look how short this runway is.
Seamus replies: Yes, but look how fookin' wide it is!
The CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub...
Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub.
The he says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?"
The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50"
He responds with "50 cents? That's wonderfully cheap!"
But then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €1 for the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €7 if you stand up, €15 to use the loo... "
Dear Belarusian President Lukashenko
my mother-in-law is taking the next Ryanair flight number 1268 from Paris to Moscow and will be flying over your territory at around 8pm. I distinctly heard her criticising your regime this Sunday at the dinner table. You are welcome.
Ps: not my joke, translated from french
With Ryanair, the price of your Flight Ticket does not include baggage or meals.
Now it doesn't even include your flight!
What are the chances of my Ryanair flight being cancelled this Christmas?
Sky high.
\- I hate myself too
Trying to book my vacation flights with RyanAir...
I hope their planes c**... less than their s**... website.
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