Ruthless Jokes

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Funniest Ruthless Short Jokes

Short ruthless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ruthless humour may include short brutal jokes also.

1. Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
2. Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
3. Ruth and Johnny Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly.
4. My friends Scott and Ruth broke up after a long-term relationship. He's now ruthless and she got off, scott free.
5. Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless.
6. This joke reigns supreme Lately I've noticed that the Supreme Court has been more ruthless than usual.
7. I was looking up some baseball history, *I mean, if you know - you know* ..
   But the best way to describe the lineup of the 1935 New York Yankees in one word is, 'ruthless'.
8. What's the difference between COVID-19 and Donald Trump? One is a ruthless force hellbent on killing hundreds of thousands, and the other is a virus.
9. Donald Trump better not remove Justice Ginsberg from the supreme court. that would be ruthless
10. My buddy became a savage after his girlfriend left. I guess I should have known he'd become Ruth-less.

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Ruthless One Liners

Which ruthless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ruthless? I can suggest the ones about cruel and reckless.

1. My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike. I rode on, ruthlessly.
2. 2020 has been brutal this year Now it's just Ruthless
3. Ever since Bader Ginsburg died… … The American Supreme Court has been Ruthless.
4. Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.
5. I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless.
6. I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless.
7. My wife Ruth just died at age 78 Is it too soon to call myself Ruthless?
8. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.
9. Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal? Ruthless, even.
10. What do you call an 85 year old Jewish man that murdered his wife? Ruthless
11. What does a rude Frenchman and a ruthless Englishman have in common? No Merci.
12. The Supreme Court is… Ruthless.
13. People say I'm too aggressive when I'm trading baseball cards. It's because I'm Ruthless.
14. Ruth got fired while she was on pregnancy leave Her company is just ruthless
15. Ruthless My wife's name is Ruth.
    She left me.
    Now, I am Ruthless.

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What funny jokes about ruthless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heartless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ruthless pranks.