Rusty Jokes
69 rusty jokes and hilarious rusty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rusty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Love a good laugh? Check out this selection of rusty jokes that will have you busting a gut. From rusty bed springs to rusty nails, from rickety to antique, enjoy the dust and humor in these rust-themed rib ticklers.
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Funniest Rusty Short Jokes
Short rusty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rusty humour may include short dusty jokes also.
- I went to see a UB40 tribute act called 'WD40' last night. They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on.
- Classic. I'd be surprised if this was not posted already. One afternoon the teacher asked the Johnny Can you explain what oxidation is? He replied No my science is a little rusty.
- Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: "Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"
- I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40. They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.
- I used to know everything there was to know about metal oxidation... ... but now I'm a bit rusty
- I got tetanus and tinnitus mixed up at my doctor's office the other day... Now they say that hearing is a bit rusty.
- I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads. But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty.
- Oxygen and iron are on a date Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"
- An old robot tries to impress his friends by showing off his moves on the dance floor. Unfortunately, his dancing impresses no one. Turns out he's a bit rusty.
- How does the tin man apologize for being bad in bed? It's been a long time, so I'm sorry if I'm rusty.
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Rusty One Liners
Which rusty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rusty? I can suggest the ones about raggedy and rotten.
- I stepped on a rusty lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
- Can anyone show me how to use WD-40? I'm a bit rusty.
- Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement.
- What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like? Irony.
- Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out.
- What part of Popeye never gets rusty? The part he sticks in Olive Oyl!
- I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty
- I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though.
- Have you read Rusty Bed Springs? It was written by I.P Nightly.
- I was just diagnosed with tetanus Guess I'm gettimg rusty in my old age
- What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees.
- What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!
- What happens if a writer drinks too much and writes too little? His iron-y becomes rust-y
- Why did the rusty bolt go to the bar? To loosen up.
- I just replaced my old rusty ladder with a 3 ft cube. It's a big step up.
Rusty Nail Jokes
Here is a list of funny rusty nail jokes and even better rusty nail puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Jesus walks into a bar Jesus walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey Jesus, what'll you be having".
Jesus - "Oh the usual, I'll have a rusty nail". - What's worse than a rusty nail? A sandy hook.
Rusty Bed Springs Jokes
Here is a list of funny rusty bed springs jokes and even better rusty bed springs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Have you read the book Rusty Bed Springs? It's a great novel written by I. P. Nightly
Rusty Car Jokes
Here is a list of funny rusty car jokes and even better rusty car puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like my cars just like my women Dirty and a little rusty
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Rusty Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about rusty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rocky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rusty pranks.
So the pope is SUPER EARLY for his flight
He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.
Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."
Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"
Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."
Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"
Cop: "More important, sir."
Chief: "A major politician?"
Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."
Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"
Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
A son asks his father what the stinkiest type of bone is
"well son, as you may have guessed, that would be the r**..."
What do you call a used dried up t**...?
rusty
Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia.
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its hilarious.
Apparently "I'm buying this l**... for the back door"
is not OK to say to the cashier when buying WD-40 to treat some rusty hinges.
Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars?
The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty.
Dad joke heard at the beach
Recently, I was on vacation and at a beach and a father and his kids were playing catch in the water next to me.
This kid who had to be about six or seven yells out, "dad, I'm going to try some trash talk. Ready? Your skills are as rusty as a tin can! Get it dad? *trash* talk?"
I was dying. That kid is going to make a great dad.
What do you call a Nihilist knife?
Rusty, because it's got no point.
Why did the businessman buy a rusty coin?
He wanted to flip it.
Can you spare just $2.00?
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia in Africa. He has only one leg, and is blind in one eye. Every day he goes seven miles along a narrow road on his rusty bike with no brakes to get to school. If you can send just $2.00 . . . We'll send you the video! It's hilarious!
LPT: When someone asks you to do something you haven't done in a while, be sure to say
Hope you got your tetanus shot because I'm a little rusty.
Dad bought me an e**... for my 18th birthday!
I was a little disappointed when she turned out to be old, smelled terrible and was filfthy. She definitely had a ton of experience but she was very rusty.
I asked Dad to get his money back, I don't like Fords.
hey guys im trying out jokes, What do you get when oxygen and iron meet?
Ah darn, I forgot the punchline. Sorry guys Im a little rusty
My friend texted me about an old rusty WW2 bomb shell he'd just found. I asked him to describe it.
"C4 yourself. It will blow your mind!"
Why did the robot have a hard time swimming?
Because it was a little rusty
What's pink, rusty and sits in the garden doing nothing?
Madeline McCann's bike....
Too soon? Nah.
Red head
Anxious new father: "Doctor, doctor, I'm so worried... Both my wife and I have black hair but our sons just been born with red hair. Do you think something funny had been going on?"
Doctor: "Not necessarily, how many times do you have s**...?"
Father: "About 5 times a year"
Doctor: "Well there's your answer then, you're just a little rusty"
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.
(My grandpa who passed away last year, famous joke) Why should you always keep your tools out of the rain?
Because nobody likes a rusty h**...
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling m**... head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a c**... about Covid.
Tetanus isn't actually caused by rusty objects, but by bacteria in dirt, which we often associate with rusty nails and tools that can introduce the bacteria through wounds.
This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to s**....
Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?
A professor dreams that he steps on a rusty nail
After waking up, he puts a bandage on his foot. At work another professor notices the bandage and asks about it. After hearing the explanation he says: "That is exactly the kind of thing why normal folks think academic people are nutty. Why on earth did you go to sleep with bare feet?!"
There was a giant, steel, robot who had one job, protect the city.
One day when it was raining some of the screws got rusty and fell off causing one of the legs to fall off entirely. When the leg fell off it crushed the city that it was meant to protect.
Oh, the iron knee!
A man parks a beat up, rusty Plymouth right in front of the Capitol. One of the guards walks up to him and says: "Sir, please move this vehicle. This is the Capitol Hill, congressmen, senators and even the President frequent this area."
The Plymouth driver replies "I ain't scared, I got an alarm!"
