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Mafia florists

Some Italian mafia members own a florist shop in a city. Theirs is the only florist is the area, and so they control most of the flower business in the area.

One day, however, another florist shop opens up across the street. Afraid for their business, the mafia send one of theirs to rustle the place up, maybe scare them off. But he comes back to report that the florists are all friars! Being devout Catholics, they can't mess with the good friars.

The mafia boss has a solution. He turns to a guy named Hugh.

"Hey Hugh, you're atheist, right?"

"Yes."

"You you'll have no qualms about shaking up that flower shop?"

"I don't see why I would, boss."

Then he puts his hand on Hugh's shoulder, turns to the rest of the group, and says,

"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

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What are your favorite "No arms, no legs" jokes?

In case you don't know the format, here's a few examples.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso?
Dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole?
Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor?
Harry.

Etc etc... Share you favorites!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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There were two statues in a park...

There were two statues in a park; a nude man and a nude woman. They'd been facing each other for over a 100 yrs when one fine day an angel brought them to life.

The angel said, "As a reward for being so patient all these years, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do whatever you wish to do the most."

They look at each other and run behind the bushes.

The angel waits as the bushes rustle and giggling continues.

Fifteen minutes later, they return out of breath, laughing.

The angel says, "You still have fifteen minutes left. Would you like to do it again?"

The nude man says, "Shall we?"

The Nude woman eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let's. But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head..."

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One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes...

Russel, get out of the bushes!

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It was a dark and stormy night, and there was a rustle in the bush.

Get out of the bushes Russell!

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What do you call an epileptic Irish man in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What happens when the typical activity of philosophical grizzlies undergoes an abrupt change?

Beartrends Rustle

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I rustle jimmies

look at my name lol

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Weezer first to rustle jimmies? Say it aint so | …

(hint 1:06)

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What are the most funny Rustle jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Rustle? Well, here are the best Rustle dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Rustle pick up lines to share with friends.

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