Giggle-Inducing Rust Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What part of Popeye doesn't rust?
The one he sticks in Olive Oyl.
What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like?
Irony.
Did you hear the inventor of spell check died?
May he rust in p**....
What did the robot have written on their gravestone?
Rust In Peace
Why does Popeye's tool never rust?
Because he keeps it in Olive Oil.
Why dont Demons fear oxidation?
Because there's no rust for the wicked
Iron Man never got along with Aquaman.
He has rust issues
Did you hear the guy that invented spell check died?
May he rust in p**...
What's written on the tomb of a robot?
Rust in peace!
I dated this metal chick once
It was all cool for the first month, but then she started to rust.
the Mars rover used to be coded in C
Now it's coated in Rust.
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Rustom was asked by God...
"If you had to choose one, would you pick
- Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"
Rustom thought for a minute,
then chose Parkinsons.
"Why did you choose that?", asked God.
"It's better to spill half a glass of whiskey,
than to forget where the bottles are kept."
Why is rust on a car orange?
Because its true car-rot
Do you know why you should never boil vegetables?
Because the wheelchair might rust
What's on robot's gravestone?
Rust in peace
Metal fans don't rest in peace,
they RUST in peace.
Why do mexicans dislike rust?
Because it is feo
What does a rusty cow say?
MgOOOO!!!
Rust is....
....irony
Why metalheads don't wash their hair?
They are afraid that it will rust.
What would you write on the grave of a knight in shining armor?
RUST IN PEACE
Dihydrogen Monoxide can be used to rust metal
Imagine what it can do to your body.
I was playing RUST and I found an AK-47 before I could found food
I felt like a child in Congo
Why did the rusty bolt go to the bar?
To loosen up.
What do you write on a Robot's gravestone?
Rust In Peace
Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?
He has rust issues.
Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?
Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.
Where does a rusty door go fishing?
At the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
