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Funniest Rust Short Jokes

Short rust jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rust humour may include short rage jokes also.

1. Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy's car to be rusting. Chemist: I'm listening.
   Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant.
2. I dated this metal chick once It was all cool for the first month, but then she started to rust.
3. What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad? Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. homecoming. One. Freight car.
4. Metal fans don't rest in peace, they RUST in peace.
5. Why do mexicans dislike rust? Because it is feo
6. Rust is.... ....irony
7. Why metalheads don't wash their hair? They are afraid that it will rust.
8. What happens if a writer drinks too much and writes too little? His iron-y becomes rust-y
9. What would you write on the grave of a knight in shining armor? RUST IN PEACE
10. Dihydrogen Monoxide can be used to rust metal Imagine what it can do to your body.

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Rust One Liners

Which rust one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rust? I can suggest the ones about riot and raft.

1. My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony.
2. What part of Popeye doesn't rust? The one he sticks in olive Oyl.
3. What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like? Irony.
4. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oyl...
5. What did the robot have written on their gravestone? Rust In Peace
6. Why does Popeye's tool never rust? Because he keeps it in Olive Oil.
7. Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked
8. Iron Man never got along with Aquaman. He has rust issues
9. What part of Popeye never rusts? The part that he sticks in Olive Oyl.
10. What's written on the tomb of a robot? Rust in peace!
11. the Mars rover used to be coded in C Now it's coated in Rust.
12. Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot
13. What part of Popeye never rusts? The part that he puts in Olive Oil
14. Do you know why you should never boil vegetables? Because the wheelchair might rust
15. What's on robot's gravestone? Rust in peace

Giggle-Inducing Rust Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about rust you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rails jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rust pranks.