Rushmore Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is the name of a rock group that has four members yet none of them sing?
Mount Rushmore
Which rock group has 4 men that can't sing?
Mount Rushmore
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
Mount Rushmore...
Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore
Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him
what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music
mount rushmore
Have you seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?
It was unprecedented.
Have a ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved?
It's beauty was unpresidented
What rock group has four men but none of them sing?
Mount Rushmore
I used a time machine to travel back in time to Mount Rushmore before it was carved.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented.
I once saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
Before Mount Rushmore was carved...
it's natural beauty was unpresidented. :)
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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?
Mount Rushmore.
^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry.
Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved
It's completely unprecedented
Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
what rock group has 4 men that can't sing?
Mt. Rushmore
Before Mount Rushmore was carved...
Its beauty was unpresidented.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore!
What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
Mount Rushmore
What do you call a four man rock group that doesn't sing?
Mount Rushmore
Before Mt. Rushmore was carved into the monument it is today...
Its beauty was unpresidented.
Chuck Norris
They wanted to add Chuck Norris' face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.
Which rock group has members that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore...
What rock group has four members that can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore
Mount Rushmore was quite a sight before it was carved.
It is said that it was unpresidented.
Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?
Mount Rushmore
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...
It will be a monumental disaster.
What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?
Mt. Rushmore
It's really too bad they had to carve up Mount Rushmore like that
It's beauty used to be unpresidented!
There were plans to have Chuck Norris's face on Mt. Rushmore
Unfortunately, the plans had to be scrapped because the granite was too soft to make his beard.
Obama was offered to get his face carved into Mount Rushmore
But he declined. He didn't want to get ahead of himself.
Where do you find the most s**... people in the world?
On Mt. Rushmore.
If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed?
Four counts of defacing a national monument.
What makes people fall in love with Mount Rushmore?
It's the men with all the chiseled features.
What do you call four rock-hard dudes chilling next to each other?
Mount Rushmore
