Runts Jokes
25 runts jokes and hilarious runts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about runts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Runts Short Jokes
Short runts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The runts humour may include short rung jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts.
- What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists? The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
- What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts.
- What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
- A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?
The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts. - What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt...
- What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts.
- What's the difference between a mischievous child and a woman on her period? One of them is a cunning runt.
- What's the difference between… What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts... - What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
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Runts One Liners
Which runts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with runts? I can suggest the ones about little pigs and small people.
- What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt. - I got fired from Petco for a spoonerism. I meant to say capable runt!
- My iPhone's auto correct is driving me crazy. Whoever designed it is a complete runt.
- My girlfriend told me she's a cunning linguist I told her she was a cunning runt

Amusing Runts Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about runts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean midget jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make runts pranks.
What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a group of sly pygmies?
one is a bunch of cunning runts.
What's the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of Pygmies?
A tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning little runts.
What's the difference between a group of midgets in MENSA and a high school girls track team?
One is a bunch of cunning runts....
What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?
The former is a band of cunning runts...
What's the difference between a woman's track team and a tribe of Aborigines?
Aborigines are cunning little runts
What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?
Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.
Whats the difference between an all female marathon and a group of pygmies
The pygmies are cunning runts
What's the difference between gifted children and politicians?
One's a group of cunning runts...
What's the difference between a p**... head and a person who physically abuses children?
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little
C^#@$
What's the difference between a bunch of sly pygmies and a girl's track team?
The sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts .....
(it'll come to you )
What's the difference between the 7 Dwarves and a women's track team?
One is a bunch of cunning little runts...
What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
