Runt Jokes
9 runt jokes and hilarious runt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about runt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Runt Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good runt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between a leprechaun and a h**... with 5 STD's?
Well one of them is a cunning runt.
A man walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar and asks,
"Does anyone here own the Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" says a biker, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." The man hesitated.
"What are you talking about?!" the biker says in disbelief. "How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?"
"Well, he got stuck in your dog's t**...."
What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection?
One's a cunning runt...
What's the difference between a mischievous child and a woman on her period?
One of them is a cunning runt.
What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?
One is a runt with a cache.
What's the difference between a midget con-man and an unpleasant female track star?
One is a cunning runt.
What's the difference between a smart midget...
What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?
Well, one's a cunning runt...
What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?
Well, one of them is a cunning runt...
side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.
The smallest Lannister
Q: What's the difference between Tyrion Lannister and Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign?
A: One is a cunning runt.
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