Runny Nose Jokes

41 runny nose jokes and hilarious runny nose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about runny nose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Runny Nose Short Jokes

Short runny nose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The runny nose humour may include short runny jokes also.

One of my coworkers approached me with a very runny nose. "I was wondering if you had a Kleenex?"
I said, "Far from it, that's why I left her."
My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food. My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"
I replied: "A little sneezoning."
I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard.
My dads favorite When you're kissing with your honey
and your nose is kinda runny
you may think its kinda funny
but it's not
If you're kissing on your honey and your nose is sort of runny, you make think it's funny, but it snot.
Do you know what was wrong with the girl with the runny nose? I don't know, but she had tissues.
Can somebody help me? My dishwasher isn't working properly It has a mild cough and a runny nose.

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Runny Nose One Liners

Which runny nose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with runny nose? I can suggest the ones about blowing nose and running nose.

Told my friend his nose was runny He said it's not
Never kiss your hunny when her nose is runny you may think it's funny but it's snot
If you think having a runny nose is fun... Well, it snot
Some people think a runny nose is funny... but it's snot.
When your nose is really runny everybody thinks it's funny But it'snot.
What bear always has a runny nose? A drizzly bear.
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full
How do you get rid of a runny nose? You cut it off.
I had a runny nose... So when I breathed in.. It was snot air.
I've got a runny nose.
Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose.
What's worse than having a runny nose? Having a runny nose and a mustache.
What do you call a h**... with a runny nose? Full.
If your s**... doll gets a runny nose, it's not because she's sick Its because she's full
[nsfw] How can you tell when your p**... is full? She's got a runny nose.

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