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Funniest Runny Short Jokes
Short runny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The runny humour may include short rainy jokes also.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - One of my coworkers approached me with a very runny nose. "I was wondering if you had a Kleenex?"
I said, "Far from it, that's why I left her." - My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food. My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"
I replied: "A little sneezoning."
I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard. - My dads favorite When you're kissing with your honey
and your nose is kinda runny
you may think its kinda funny
but it's not - If you're kissing on your honey and your nose is sort of runny, you make think it's funny, but it snot.
- I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese. I told him "No whey, Jose"
- What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny. - A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse: "I hope they like their eggs runny"
- Do you know what was wrong with the girl with the runny nose? I don't know, but she had tissues.
- Can somebody help me? My dishwasher isn't working properly It has a mild cough and a runny nose.
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Runny One Liners
Which runny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with runny? I can suggest the ones about soggy and cloudy.
- Told my friend his nose was runny He said it's not
- Never kiss your hunny when her nose is runny you may think it's funny but it's snot
- If you think having a runny nose is fun... Well, it snot
- Some people think a runny nose is funny... but it's snot.
- What's brown and runny Usain Bolt
- When your nose is really runny everybody thinks it's funny But it'snot.
- What bear always has a runny nose? A drizzly bear.
- I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny
- What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full
- How do you get rid of a runny nose? You cut it off.
- I had a runny nose... So when I breathed in.. It was snot air.
- What's black and runny Moses Kiptanui
- I've got a runny nose.
- Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose.
- What's worse than having a runny nose? Having a runny nose and a mustache.
Laughable Runny Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about runny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make runny pranks.
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Two kids are watching 2 dogs making love.
The female kid asks:
> How do the dogs know when they want to have s**...?
> The boy: I don't know... Maybe they smell it.
They sit and watch them a little more. And after a while the female kid asks:
>Do you have a runny nose?
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What do you call a h**... with a runny nose?
Full.
A woman answers her door...
And a man is standing in the doorway. He says, "lady I'm sorry, but I think I just hit your cat." The lady replies, " oh no, I don't think so, he hardly ever gets out of the house." The man says, "well it came running out of your yard." The woman then asks, "what does it look like?" The man says, "well it looks kinda flat and runny." "No what did it look like before you hit it?". "Surprised. "
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If your s**... doll gets a runny nose, it's not because she's sick
Its because she's full
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[nsfw] How can you tell when your p**... is full?
She's got a runny nose.
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What do you call it when a person is turned on by runny noses?
A sinus e**....
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I bet you think it's funny when...
I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot.
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Restaurant Order
A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a p**... of very weak coffee, luke-warm."
"That's a complicated order, Sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult to prepare."
The guest replied, "Oh? But that's what I got yesterday!!"
