Runny Jokes

52 runny jokes and hilarious runny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about runny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Runny Short Jokes

Short runny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The runny humour may include short rainy jokes also.

  1. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
    What's brown and runny?
    Usain Bolt.
    What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
    Dr. Dre.
  2. One of my coworkers approached me with a very runny nose. "I was wondering if you had a Kleenex?"
    I said, "Far from it, that's why I left her."
  3. My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food. My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"
    I replied: "A little sneezoning."
    I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard.
  4. My dads favorite When you're kissing with your honey
    and your nose is kinda runny
    you may think its kinda funny
    but it's not
  5. If you're kissing on your honey and your nose is sort of runny, you make think it's funny, but it snot.
  6. No laughing matter. Some people think it's funny when you're nose is wet and runny, but it's snot.
  7. I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese. I told him "No whey, Jose"
  8. What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
    A runny bunny.
  9. A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse: "I hope they like their eggs runny"
  10. When you're out with a honey and your nose is a-runny, Don't think it's funny 'cause it's snot.

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Runny One Liners

Which runny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with runny? I can suggest the ones about soggy and cloudy.

  1. Told my friend his nose was runny He said it's not
  2. Never kiss your hunny when her nose is runny you may think it's funny but it's snot
  3. If you think having a runny nose is fun... Well, it snot
  4. Some people think a runny nose is funny... but it's snot.
  5. Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.
  6. What's brown and runny Usain Bolt
  7. When your nose is really runny everybody thinks it's funny But it'snot.
  8. What bear always has a runny nose? A drizzly bear.
  9. You may think it's funny, to kiss your Honey, when their nose is runny, but It's snot!
  10. What's brown and runny A Kenyan
  11. What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt
  12. I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny
  13. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full
  14. How do you get rid of a runny nose? You cut it off.
  15. What's black and runny? Usain Bolt.

Runny Nose Jokes

Here is a list of funny runny nose jokes and even better runny nose puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot.
  • Do you know what was wrong with the girl with the runny nose? I don't know, but she had tissues.
  • When you're neckin' with yer honey
    And your nose is kinda runny
    You might think it's funny.
    But it's not.
  • Can somebody help me? My dishwasher isn't working properly It has a mild cough and a runny nose.
  • I had a runny nose... So when I breathed in.. It was snot air.
  • What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!
  • I've got a runny nose.
  • Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose.
  • What's worse than having a runny nose? Having a runny nose and a mustache.
  • What do you call a h**... with a runny nose? Full.
Runny joke, What do you call a h**... with a runny nose?

Laughable Runny Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about runny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make runny pranks.

Two kids are watching 2 dogs making love.

The female kid asks:
> How do the dogs know when they want to have s**...?
> The boy: I don't know... Maybe they smell it.
They sit and watch them a little more. And after a while the female kid asks:
>Do you have a runny nose?

A woman answers her door...

And a man is standing in the doorway. He says, "lady I'm sorry, but I think I just hit your cat." The lady replies, " oh no, I don't think so, he hardly ever gets out of the house." The man says, "well it came running out of your yard." The woman then asks, "what does it look like?" The man says, "well it looks kinda flat and runny." "No what did it look like before you hit it?". "Surprised. "

What do you call a h**... with a runny nose?

I heard this on a radio show and thought it was worth sharing

What do you call a p**... with a runny nose?


If your s**... doll gets a runny nose, it's not because she's sick

Its because she's full

Runny joke, What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?