Runnin Jokes
33 runnin jokes and hilarious runnin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about runnin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Runnin Short Jokes
Short runnin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The runnin humour may include short overalls jokes also.
- New England trees have sprouted legs and are running amok. Officials say: Birches be runnin wild
- Attention by Charlie Puth. A song about mario. "Runnin round Runnin round Runnin round, throwing those turtles at my knee"
- I dowloaded the song "Runnin' down a dream" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft.
- Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
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Runnin One Liners
Which runnin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with runnin? I can suggest the ones about fellers and runner.
- What does Drake say when he drinks his coffee? "I was runnin thru the six with my joe!"
Hilarious Runnin Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about runnin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make runnin pranks.
Running with a car
If you run in front of a car, you get tired.
If you run in back of a car, you get exhausted.
I went running with my Bible...
...now my Psalms are sweaty.
A mother takes her three son's to enroll in school. The teacher asks.
A mother takes her three son's to enroll in school. The teacher asks.
Teacher: What are your son's names?
Lady: This boy's name is Leroy, this other boy's name is Leroy, and Leroy here is my third son's name.
Teacher: Isn't it confusing having all three boy's named the same?
Lady: Oh no, you see when it's time for lunch I just holler out the door, Leroy! it's time for lunch, and they all come a runnin. When it's time for dinner I just holler out the door, Leroy! it's time for dinner and they all come a runnin.
Teacher: Ok, so what do you do when you want a specific boy?
Lady: Oh, well then I just holler out their last name.
Running from a bear...
A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."
Running away doesn't help you with your problems
Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
Running culture has gotten weird
Back in my day we wore running shoes and shorts and just tried our best, but I showed up to a 3K and all the people were in hoods and robes and they were all super unpleasant.
Running with scissors is a bad idea.
Then again, so is s**... with the runs.
I'm running a boat making company from my attic.
The sail are through the roof.
You're running a race in Norway. How do you know if you've passed the last Lap?
When you reach the Finnish line...
I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity.
I'm starting to regret naming my dog that.
After running his fingers over the raised Braille lettering on the surface, the blind man looked terrified
A passing man noticed this and asked him, "What did it say ?".
The blind man responded, "RADIOACTIVE. DO NOT TOUCH"
Running feels great
Until you compare it with not running
I was running a marathon. I was in first place and could see the finish line. I tripped and fell and now all I see is...
De feet
There is a running joke among marathon runners ...
... that has even won some medals.
what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ?
stay calm . reload . and try again.
Two men in the woods come across some bear tracks...
The first man takes off his boots and starts puttin on runnin sneakers.
The second man asks "do you really think you gonna outrun a bear?"
First man replies "I just gotta outrun you"
Now that he's running for president, did you hear about Kanye's party?
It's definitely not in LA
My running coach told me to increase the volume of my runs
So I unplugged the headphones and played my music from the speakers instead.
My laptop's running so hot....
That Frodo just walked in and chucked the one ring on it.
I tried running once.
But I kept spilling my beer.
I would tell you a running joke
But i will have to catch it first
Running away from your problems never helps...
Unless you're overweight
How do you keep a running back from dropping the football?
Paint it like a watermelon.
I'm often running out of tippex at my job
It's a good thing I work at a s**... clinic
When I go running, I meet new people....
Mostly paramedics.
What is a running back's favorite fast food chain?
Arby's.
Running through the meddow
Was a girl who just now gets hit by a truck!
What should you do when someone is running after you
Run away
What did the running back say before scoring a touchdown?
Gotta run.
If you're running out of ideas for a s**... Halloween costume...
Dress up as your college professor, they barely cover anything important in class.
