Rung Jokes

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Funniest Rung Short Jokes

Short rung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rung humour may include short runts jokes also.

1. Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because people are getting taller Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.
2. The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller. This is officially known as climb it change.
3. If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder.
4. If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs... I'd choose the latter.
5. I fell off the top rung of a 30 foot ladder today... ... fortunately I was using it upside down.
6. I fell off a 50 ft ladder Thankfully I was on the first rung. (this was on my school's TV monitors today)
7. I saw a sign yesterday that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, "No, I haven't."
8. Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
9. You can't perform a religious ceremony with only using a few parts of a ladder Two rungs don't make a rite
10. How many scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? One, it just costs $10,000 per rung of the ladder.

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Rung One Liners

Which rung one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rung? I can suggest the ones about dung and ring.

1. I fell off a 30 foot ladder yesterday. I'm fine, I was only on the second rung.
2. I fell off a 40 ft ladder once.... Lucky for me I was on the bottom rung.
3. I fell off a 20 foot ladder yesterday... Luckily I was just on the first rung.
4. I fell off a 50' ladder.... good thing I was on the bottom rung.
5. I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out.
6. I fell off of a twenty foot ladder today :( I'm ok though, I was only on the second rung.
7. I had to choose between climbing or using a runged device... I chose the latter.
8. Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few.

Uproarious Rung Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about rung you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean litter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rung pranks.