The Best 23 Rumors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rumors jokes. There are some rumors leadership jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rumors controversy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rumors Jokes and Puns

Letter from 7 to 6

Dear 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together.

Sincerely,
7

I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country...

But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV.

I've heard rumors acid is dangerous.

Pretty sure they are baseless though.

Rumors joke, I've heard rumors acid is dangerous.

Two cows are standing in a field.

One of them says, "There's been rumors going around about a 'Mad Cow Disease.' Do you think it's real?"

The other cow says, "I don't care! I'm a helicopter!"

The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile.

They claim he just got a little behind at work.


A man was taken to court by several people for spreading scandalous rumors about their sex lives

The judge asked the man, "Do you have anything to say in your defense?"

"Well your honor," responded the man. "I grew up on a very small land mass in the ocean and its just a part of our culture."

Not satisfied, the judge asked, "What culture could you possibly belong to that would lead you to besmirch these good people's reputations?"


The man shrugged and responded, "Islander."


(this just came to me)

China's lack of transparency on virus is fuelling rumors: US experts

It's basically all this he said Xi said bullshit.

Rumors joke, China's lack of transparency on virus is fuelling rumors: US experts

If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...

Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!

I just heard Paul Bettany is going to star in a standalone movie for the MCU which will begin filming later this year.

If the rumors are true, we're getting 2020 Vision.

There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.

I heard it through the grapevine.

Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview

I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'

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Despite the rumors, I actually don't have a problem with the new $20....

This country has a long history of trading black people for other goods.

G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?

After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"

"Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"

"Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won".

A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef

The butcher starts insulting her and spreads rumors around

A football coach addresses his team amidst rumors of his racism...

and says:

"I know people have been saying things, but those rumors couldn't be farther from the truth. The truth is, I don't care what color any of you are. I don't care if you're black. I don't care if you're white. It simply doesn't matter. So, I'll tell you what. From now on, you're all green.

"Now, everybody get on the bus. Light green in front, dark green in back."

Rumors joke, A football coach addresses his team amidst rumors of his racism...

What do you call a camel that loves to divulge in rumors?

A dramadarie queen

Rumors have it that Kim Jung Un eats a thousand time more than his soldiers eat in a day, per meal.

To be honest though I don't think a bowl of rice is too much for a meal

Where do sexual offenders hear rumors?


Lots of rumors that Trump is a functional illiterate, but it's Fake News...

He's tremendously dysfunctional, big league. Ok? Ok.

New rumors suggest mike Tyson's lisp may have been cause by an addiction to synthetic amphetamines.

...it's really methed up.

After rumors of his death, Eddie Vedder takes to social media...

The Pearl Jam front man assures fans that, "Ooh ho I-hi, Iiiii, I'm still alive."

The NSA is bracing itself for what could be the single largest data leak in history. Rumors are circulating about the possibility of thousands of whistleblowers stepping forward in unison across the Northeast in the next few days.

CNN reports, "This time tomorrow, there will be thousands of Edward's snowed in."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rumors regard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rumors gossip piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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