Rumors Jokes
36 rumors jokes and hilarious rumors puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rumors that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rumors Short Jokes
Short rumors jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rumors humour may include short rumour jokes also.
- Husband: I heard a rumor that the postman's slept with all the women on our street, except for one. Wife: I bet it's that's snooty Priscilla Quinn in Number 12.
- I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV.
- After 8 years Americans prove the rumor to be false. They went black and now they are going back.
- Justin Timberlake announced he would be joining the war effort in Ukraine. Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
- In honor of Father's day, a dad joke There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach - There's a rumor going around that someone in our friend group is gay. I hope is Dillon, he's really cute.
- There's been a rumor going around recently that Rowan Atkinson can't please his wife Apparently he missed her bean
- I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.
- Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. "Yes," he replied. "Can pilots fly?"
- Two cows are standing in a field. One of them says, "There's been rumors going around about a 'Mad Cow Disease.' Do you think it's real?"
The other cow says, "I don't care! I'm a helicopter!"
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Rumors One Liners
Which rumors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rumors? I can suggest the ones about rumour has it and gossip.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
- There's a rumor that Trump is fleeing to Canada... It isn't Trudeau.
- I've heard rumors acid is dangerous. Pretty sure they are baseless though.
- Rumor has it there is a homosexual in our office. I hope it's Craig he's really cute.
- Did you guys hear the rumor about the butter? I don't know if I should spread it.
- Did you hear the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
- Did you hear the rumor about the butter? It's okay. I shouldn't spread it
- Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman The cast will have a FeMale.
- Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste. Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.
- Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it
- Have you heard the rumor about butter? I could tell you but I don't want to spread it.
- You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter ? Well, I''m not going to spread it
- Have you heard the rumor about peanut butter? I don't want to spread it
- Ever heard of the blind gynaecologists? Rumor has it he could read lips.
Happy Rumors Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about rumors you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reportedly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rumors pranks.
Letter from 7 to 6
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty n**... things together.
Sincerely,
7
Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview
I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'
I never wanted to believe the rumors about my company's tech department being abusive until I had to have them come fix an issue with my office computer.
And then IT hit me.
A man was taken to court by several people for spreading scandalous rumors about their s**... lives
The judge asked the man, "Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
"Well your honor," responded the man. "I grew up on a very small land mass in the ocean and its just a part of our culture."
Not satisfied, the judge asked, "What culture could you possibly belong to that would lead you to besmirch these good people's reputations?"
The man shrugged and responded, "Islander."
(this just came to me)
China's lack of transparency on virus is fuelling rumors: US experts
It's basically all this he said Xi said b**....
If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...
Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!
I just heard Paul Bettany is going to star in a standalone movie for the MCU which will begin filming later this year.
If the rumors are true, we're getting 2020 Vision.
There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.
I heard it through the grapevine.
G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?
After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"
Despite the rumors, I actually don't have a problem with the new $20....
This country has a long history of trading black people for other goods.
A football coach addresses his team amidst rumors of his racism...
and says:
"I know people have been saying things, but those rumors couldn't be farther from the truth. The truth is, I don't care what color any of you are. I don't care if you're black. I don't care if you're white. It simply doesn't matter. So, I'll tell you what. From now on, you're all green.
"Now, everybody get on the bus. Light green in front, dark green in back."
"Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"
"Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won".
A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef
The butcher starts insulting her and spreads rumors around
What do you call a camel that loves to divulge in rumors?
A dramadarie queen
Rumors have it that Kim Jung Un eats a thousand time more than his soldiers eat in a day, per meal.
To be honest though I don't think a bowl of rice is too much for a meal
Where do s**... offenders hear rumors?
Lots of rumors that Trump is a functional illiterate, but it's Fake News...
He's tremendously dysfunctional, big league. Ok? Ok.
