Rum And Coke Jokes
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An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
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Man: I'll take a r**... and coke
Bartender: Is pepsi ok?
Man: Yeah, that'll do.
Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*
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My favorite joke appropriate for anyone
A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says 'what can I get you? The bear says
A r**.................................................................................................and coke.
The bartender says why the big pause?
The bear says I dunno, I was born with them!
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My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 r**... & cokes.
Then she vomited 7-up.
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I like my women how I like my r**....
Dark and full of coke.
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Somebody told me that r**... and coke wasn't the answer to my problems.
I told them that it might not be the answer, but it was certainly a solution.
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I'm off for a walk tomorrow, so decided to make my own trail mix.
It's mostly Spiced r**... and Coke in a flask...
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I hate it when the bartender messes up my r**... and coke
It's one part rumchata and *two* lines of coke
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A cute little duck waddles into a bar.
Hey barkeep can I have a flippen r**... and coke?
You can use fowl language you know...say's the barkeep, You are a duck after all.
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I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke.
He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
#TRIGGERED
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They say drinking and driving do not mix, but you know what does?
r**... and coke.
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A String Walks Into A Bar
He says, "hey bar keep, I'll have a beer". The bartenders sternly replies, "we don't serve strings here". The string walks away discouraged.
He comes in a few days later and tries again, "hey bar keep, I'll take a rye". The bartender, more aggravated replies, "I told you, we don't serve strings here!" The string leaves disappointed.
The string figures he will try again a few days later. He walks up to the door of the bar and thinks for a second....This time he ties himself in a loop and messes up his hair. He walks up to the bar and says, "hello bar keep, I'll have a r**... and coke". The bartender replies, "hey, aren't you a string?" The string replies, "no, I'm afraid not"
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Rum And Coke One Liners
Which rum and coke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rum and coke? I can suggest the ones about pepsi coke and coca cola.
- My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 r**... & cokes. Then she vomited 7-up.
- I like my women how I like my r**.... Dark and full of coke.
- I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
#TRIGGERED - They say drinking and driving do not mix, but you know what does? r**... and coke.