Rum And Coke Jokes
43 rum and coke jokes and hilarious rum and coke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rum and coke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rum And Coke Short Jokes
Short rum and coke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rum and coke humour may include short jack and coke jokes also.
- So I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?" "Sure, whatever," I said.
So he handed me a glass of pepsi and coke. - A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a r**... …………………. and coke. The bartender asks, What's with the big pause?
The bear shrugs. I was born with them. - Man orders a drink from the bar Man: "r**... & Coke please"
Bartender: "r**... and coke? Um, Is Pepsi OK?"
Man: "Yeah, Pepsi is fine."
Bartender: "Great, one Pepsi & Coke comin' right up." - Man: I'll take a r**... and coke Bartender: Is pepsi ok?
Man: Yeah, that'll do.
Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi* - A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a r**... …………………. and coke. The bartender asks, What's with the big pause?
The bear shrugs. I was born with them. - I like my women like my r**... Aged 13 years and swimming in coke
Disclaimer: This is a joke! I do NOT condone mixing r**... and coke! - A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says I' ll have a r**... and.......coke.
Why the long pause? asks the bartender.
The bear replies Well, I am a bear - Somebody told me that r**... and coke wasn't the answer to my problems. I told them that it might not be the answer, but it was certainly a solution.
- A man walks into a bar and orders a r**... and coke The bartender asks "Is Pepsi ok?"
The customer replies: "Sure, that sounds fine"
So the bartender gives him a Pepsi and Coke - I'm off for a walk tomorrow, so decided to make my own trail mix. It's mostly Spiced r**... and Coke in a flask...
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Rum And Coke One Liners
Which rum and coke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rum and coke? I can suggest the ones about pepsi coke and coca cola.
- I like my women like I like my r**...... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke.
- My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 r**... & cokes. Then she vomited 7-up.
- I like my women how I like my r**.... Dark and full of coke.
- I like my women the way I like my r**... 22 years old and full of coke
- I like my r**... like I like my women Twelve years old and mixed up with Coke.
- I like my men how I like my r**... Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke.
- I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
#TRIGGERED - They say drinking and driving do not mix, but you know what does? r**... and coke.
- I'll have a r**... and coke Is pepsi ok?
Sure whatever
*hands you a pepsi and coke*
Rum And Coke Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rum and coke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coca jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rum and coke pranks.
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, "I'll have a b**... Mary!"
The doctor sits next to her and says, "Give me a r**... and coke!"
The anti-vaxver says, "No shots for me."
She then collapses and dies from polio.
So, a bear walks into a bar.
The barkeep says, "What'll it be, sir?"
The bear replies,"I'll have a .. ... .... ..r**... and Coke."
to which the barkeep asks,"What's with the big pause?"
The bear looks down a bit confused and answers, "I dunno, I guess I was born with them?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a r**... and Coke...
The bartender says to the man "sorry, but is Pepsi okay?"
The man, having had a long day at work and needing a drink decided not to be picky
"Sure, why not" he said, then paid for his drink
The bartender fixed up the drink and handed it over
"Here you go," he said, "Pepsi and Coke"
A man walks into a bar and asks for a r**... and Coke
The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"
It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"
The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.
"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"
A grizzly bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: So, what can I get you?
Grizzly: I'll have a r**......... and Coke.
Bartender: Why the long pause there?
Grizzly (*looking at his hands on the counter*): I'm not sure. Everyone in my family has them.
An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
My favorite joke appropriate for anyone
A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says 'what can I get you? The bear says
A r**.................................................................................................and coke.
The bartender says why the big pause?
The bear says I dunno, I was born with them!
Big Pause
A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"
The bear says, "I'll have a r**... and..."
He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."
The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"
The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'
So a bear walks into a bar...
the bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. the bear replies "i'll have a r**...............................................................and coke"
the bartender asks, "why the big pause?"
the bear raises his paws to the bartender's face and yells "HELLO?! I'M A BEAR"
A man walks into a bar..
and asks the bartender for a r**... and coke. The bartender says " Is Pepsi okay?" The man replies, "Yeah that's fine". The bartender takes out a glass and fills it with Pepsi and Coke.
A bear walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a...... a r**... and coke."
The bartender says "sure, but why the big pause?"
To which the bear replies "I've had these all my life."
A bear walks into a bar.
The bear says to the bartender "I would like a r**... and........................................................................................................................coke." The bartender says "hey why the large paws."
I hate it when the bartender messes up my r**... and coke
It's one part rumchata and *two* lines of coke
A cute little duck waddles into a bar.
Hey barkeep can I have a flippen r**... and coke?
You can use fowl language you know...say's the barkeep, You are a duck after all.
A String Walks Into A Bar
He says, "hey bar keep, I'll have a beer". The bartenders sternly replies, "we don't serve strings here". The string walks away discouraged.
He comes in a few days later and tries again, "hey bar keep, I'll take a rye". The bartender, more aggravated replies, "I told you, we don't serve strings here!" The string leaves disappointed.
The string figures he will try again a few days later. He walks up to the door of the bar and thinks for a second....This time he ties himself in a loop and messes up his hair. He walks up to the bar and says, "hello bar keep, I'll have a r**... and coke". The bartender replies, "hey, aren't you a string?" The string replies, "no, I'm afraid not"