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What is a good ruling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A 10 years old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia courtroom in Pennsylvania yesterday

.... when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life his family, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia 76ers whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Some guy on twitter says all married people argue. If they say they don't, one of them is ruling over the other.

My wife told me to tell him he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Anybody know some white people jokes?

I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?

A man robs a bank to get away from his wife...

As he sat on the steps of the bank waiting for the police to come he was relieved with thoughts of never having to see his wife again.
Later In the court room waiting for his ruling, he was excited to finally be somewhere far far away from her.
Seeing this the judge thought of the worst possible sentence that he can give him.
He was given 2 years house arrest.

What was the Supreme Court ruling on constipation?

It's unconstitutional.

Pneumonia was found dead

In other news, pneumonia was found dead with 2 bullets in the back of his head, the police are ruling it a s**....

Did you hear they ended up ruling the courtroom masturbator not guilty?

Apparently he got off on a technicality.

Three generations of North Korea's ruling Kim family have never been divorced.

They are quite the nuclear family.

A passenger flying the Dutch Airline KLM asked the Captain :

"Captain, what do you think is hard, flying a plane or ruling a country?"
"Well that question's so easy I'll let my copilot answer it!"

And then the referee said, "The ruling on the field stands...

... Mr. Hernandez did not get both feet on the ground in time."

Ruling joke, And then the referee said, "The ruling on the field stands...


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Ruling joke, And then the referee said, "The ruling on the field stands...

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