Rugby Team Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Rugby Team Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arab met over coffee..
...at a convention.
''I am happily married,'' said the Englishman, ''and have 10 children. One more and I shall have my own football team."
''I am happily married,'' said the Welshman ''and have 14 children. One more and I shall have my own Rugby team."
''I am also happily married,'' said the Arab ''and have 17 wives. One more and I shall have my own Golf course.''
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are drinking in a bar...
-You know - says the Englishman - I have 10 sons. That is almost a soccer team.
-That's nothing. - says the Irishman - I have 14 sons. That is almost a rugby team.
-Well - says the Scotsman - I have 17 daughters. That is almost a golf course.
Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own rugby Union team.
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
So the English rugby team...
Don't you hate it when the punchline is in the title?!
At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame...
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