I was sore and bloody at the end... But at least my dad came
There's usually a Scotsman, Irishman and Welshman too, but they're still at the Rugby World Cup.
Both of them
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm 1.83m tall, 80kg black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 1.88m, weighs 100kg, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 1.97m, pushing 140kg, and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
You won two, three for five six nations tickets
...at a convention.
''I am happily married,'' said the Englishman, ''and have 10 children. One more and I shall have my own football team."
''I am happily married,'' said the Welshman ''and have 14 children. One more and I shall have my own Rugby team."
''I am also happily married,'' said the Arab ''and have 17 wives. One more and I shall have my own Golf course.''
A joke from my rugby coach -- better told in person with the clapping, but try to imagine :)
Sitting at dinner, an Italian father looks at his three grown sons.
He asks the oldest, Mario, "Mario, why are you-a so fat?"
Mario responds, "Papa, Mama's spaghetti is just-a so good, I eat-a way too much!"
Papa spreads his hands vertically and claps them together, and says "Mario, you take-a too big-a bite!"
Papa turns to Antonio, and asks, "Antonio, why are you-a so fat?"
Antonio responds, "Papa, my wife's lasagna is just-a so good, I eat-a way too much!"
Papa claps again and says "Antonio, you take-a too big-a bite!"
Papa turns to Fernando and asks, "Fernando, why are you-a so skinny?"
Fernando says, "Papa, I ONLY eat the pussy!"
Papa responds, "Pussy? But son, pussy tastes-a like shit!"
Fernando claps his hands just like his dad and says, "Papa, you take-a too big-a bite!"
Because there is no try.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us are blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted babes and went rowing and watched rugby and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank Bell's, Castle and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pies and potato chips and baked beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
-You know - says the Englishman - I have 10 sons. That is almost a soccer team.
-That's nothing. - says the Irishman - I have 14 sons. That is almost a rugby team.
-Well - says the Scotsman - I have 17 daughters. That is almost a golf course.
All her fellow rugby players agree.
I was sore and bloody by the end but at least my dad came
There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup.
Ask them if they play league.
There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!
I was left bruised and bloody, but at least my dad came
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
You've seen a maul.
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
That's it. That's the joke.
somebody really dropped the ball when naming rugby.
Because "There is no Try."
But in the end they got off Scot-free.
He won't support the hooker
Dad: "Go to look for it ... it must be cooking."
It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range!
I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.
To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby
It was worth a try.
They were so try hard.
Blindside flanker.
Because you look like a hooker
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Soccer is running around for 90 minutes faking an injurie while rugby is running around for 90 minutes ignoring an injury
I'd like to see her try.
I mean, his own mother was killed by a pillar
I heard another flight went only halfway over and they got a whole rugby player
A teabag stays in the cup longer!
(im so sorry ;-;)
they kept asking "whose put-in?"
But they always try.
Even the Russians have better hooligans than us.
Northern Hemisphere Rugby...
They got way more pussy than I did.
In these stories there is usually an Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman, but they are still at the rugby.
Yoda Does
Because with them, there is no try.
Don't you hate it when the punchline is in the title?!
You should've seen that rugby
At least I tried.
She's a fan of the All Blacks.
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