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There's usually a Scotsman, Irishman and Welshman too, but they're still at the Rugby World Cup.
It was *Ellen* or rugby.
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
You won two, three for five six nations tickets
They rugby the wrong way
...at a convention.
''I am happily married,'' said the Englishman, ''and have 10 children. One more and I shall have my own football team."
''I am happily married,'' said the Welshman ''and have 14 children. One more and I shall have my own Rugby team."
''I am also happily married,'' said the Arab ''and have 17 wives. One more and I shall have my own Golf course.''
Because there is no try.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us are blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
-You know - says the Englishman - I have 10 sons. That is almost a soccer team.
-That's nothing. - says the Irishman - I have 14 sons. That is almost a rugby team.
-Well - says the Scotsman - I have 17 daughters. That is almost a golf course.
All her fellow rugby players agree.
Ask them if they play league.
can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
somebody really dropped the ball when naming rugby.
It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range!
But in the end they got off Scot-free.
Dad: "Go to look for it ... it must be cooking."
Because "There is no Try."
He won't support the hooker
It was worth a try.
I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.
To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby
Because you look like a hooker
Blindside flanker.
I heard another flight went only halfway over and they got a whole rugby player
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Soccer is running around for 90 minutes faking an injurie while rugby is running around for 90 minutes ignoring an injury
I mean, his own mother was killed by a pillar
I'd like to see her try.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.