Rug Jokes

Funniest Rug Short Jokes

Short rug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rug humour may include short lay jokes also.

1. Aladdin Banned from Flying carpet Racing Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs
2. A man comes to a carpet store and says: - I need a rug.
   - Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?
   - I need two rugs.
3. I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
4. I was walking down the street, when I glanced up and saw this arab guy on the balcony furiously shaking a rug.. So I yelled out to him, "what's the matter, Omar? Won't it start?"
5. Did you know Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug in his home? The bear is not dead it is just too scared to move
6. So my dad asked me why his rug was so quiet, but I didn't know how to answer the question All i did was 🤷‍♂️
7. Baby skin isn't as soft as they say it is. Or maybe my rug is fake...
   (Repost but haven't seen it in awhile!)
8. I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars... I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug.
9. Just got fired from da carpet factory. I can't understand it. I kept telling dem how much I love working on da rugs.
10. Should I watch The Big Lebowski or The Room? on the one hand, that rug really tied The Room together, did it not.

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Rug One Liners

Which rug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rug? I can suggest the ones about tile and bends.

1. My dad is a rugged ex-Marine with a salt-and-pepper beard... He's a seasoned veteran.
2. My carpet is not smooth at all. It's rather rugged.
3. Chuck Norris has a bear rug No it's not dead it's just too scared to move
4. Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
5. I made explosive praying rugs Prophets are through the roof!
6. Girl you are like a fine oriental rug... ...you'd look great on hardwood.
7. I invented a Prayer Rug weaved with TNT; prophets are going through the roof.
8. If someone started selling prayer rugs on landmines prophets would go through the roof!
9. Chuck Norris has a bear skinned rug… The bear's not dead, it's just afraid to move.
10. Picked up my new rug from Ikea! It's just a sheep and a spinning wheel
11. I wanted to produce my own carpets But I'm not rugged enough
12. Why was the rug so well-behaved during the road trip? Because it's a car pet!
13. What do you call a guy with a rug on his head? Matt
14. How do rugs fall in love? They get swept off their feet.
15. Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs? They prefer fur mats.

Carpet Rug Jokes

Here is a list of funny carpet rug jokes and even better carpet rug puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a person who can't stop buying carpets? A *rug* addict!
• What's the similarity between a moth in a high end carpet retailer and an Iranian lesbian? They're both Persian rug munchers
• My friend gifted me a colourful carpet recently. I put it in the living room, but I tripped over it constantly. I asked her: Where did you get this?
  It was the psychedelic rug store.
• What do you call a good-looking carpet? Rugged.
• What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets? A Rug's Life.
• What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug? Carpet b**....
• A rug is just a... carpet c**...
• How do you tell a carpet to be quiet? **sh*rug*

Hilarious Rug Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hardwood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rug pranks.