Ruff Jokes

Funniest Ruff Short Jokes

Short ruff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ruff humour may include short rough jokes also.

1. My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff.
2. I wish I could speak to dogs... but it's okay because all I would get is a ruff translation
3. You know why you should never ask a dog for an estimate on something? Because it's always ruff...
   
4. I tried to start a doggy day care, but it failed within the first couple days. I only had a ruff idea of what I was doing.
5. Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer... Ruff.
6. Did you hear about the dog that writes books? Probably not, he's never been published.
   He only does ruff drafts.
7. What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? "Today sure was ruff"
   Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
8. Ruff Policy My dog, Case, swallowed my proof of car insurance. It's really no big deal though. My insurance is just in Case.
9. Why do dogs start barking instead of trying to solve the problem? Because solving problems are ruff.
10. A dog walks into a bar... Bartender nods and says, "Hey dog, haven't seen you in a while, how are things going?"
    
    Dog looks at him sadly and replies, "Ruff."

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Ruff One Liners

Which ruff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ruff? I can suggest the ones about really rough and huff.

1. How many times a day does a dog bark? About 100, but that's just a ruff estimate.
2. So 2018 is the Chinese year of the dog... Looks like it's gonna be ruff
3. What kind of papers do dogs write? A ruff draft.
4. Did you hear about the dog from Compton? He lives in a ruff neighborhood.
5. Our dog accidentally swallowed my wife's wedding ring. Now we have a diamond in the ruff.
6. What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!
7. From my 9YO and 7YO: What did one dog say to the other? I've had a ruff day.
8. What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? Ruff ruff
9. No matter how good you treat your dog They will always say they have it ruff
10. I enrolled into dog university... but i quit because the course was really ruff
11. What do you call a group of dogs that never laugh at jokes? A ruff crowd
12. A dog goes and licks a tree. The dog exclaims ruff...bark
13. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff
14. What does a dog call an unpaved road? Ruff.
15. My dog ate my homework It was a ruff draft.

Dog Ruff Jokes

Here is a list of funny dog ruff jokes and even better dog ruff puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What sort of dog stops you from hearing? Ear pugs.
  They work ok but they go in a bit ruff.
• My dog got in a fight today It was quite ruff
• I tried to have a conversation with my dog It was ruff.
• The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!
• I'm developing some flash cards to improve communication and understanding with my dog Not much to speak of yet, I just have a handful of ruff sketches.
• What did the service dog say after a long tiring day It was a RUFF day!
• What did the dog say about the United Airlines Employee? Ruff
• Go on, ask your dog how's life. He'll most likely answer, „Ruff!
• I tried to teach my old dog a new trick. It was really ruff.
• I was slightly surprised to learn that dogs' tongues are smooth I thought they'd be ruff

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What funny jokes about ruff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ruff pranks.