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- Everyone knows about Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.. But few know about Harold the Brown Nose Reindeer.
He was as strong as the rest, and could fly as high..he just couldn't stop as fast. - Everybody knows Rudolph the Red Nose leads Santa's sled team... ...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line.
He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop. - One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window When he said it's going to rain
His wife asked How do you know?
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear - whats the difference between rudolph the red nosed reindeer and a liberal? rudolph can overcome adversity without any government assistance
- Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.
- One night a Viking One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "Its going to rain"
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear" - Rudolph the Red Rudolph the Red and his wife are talking.
Rudolph the Red: It's going to rain.
Wife: How do you know?
Rudolph the Red: Rudolph the red-nose reindeer - Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Back then, Does didn't want me. Now I'm hot, Does all on me.
- Rudolph the Red Once a Viking named Rudolph the Red warned his wife of some rain. She asked him, 'honey how would you possibly know that?' He replied: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.'
- There used to be a girl nicknamed Rudolph at my school, not because she had a red nose... ...but because she used to go down in history.
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- Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane
(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie) - Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer The reindeer that made fun of Rudolph must've really felt like a bunch of d**... when they found out his red nose was cancerous.
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On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.
One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
my favorite joke I heard in school
Rudolph was a child adopted from Russia. One day Rudolph and his brother are arguing if it is raining or snowing outside. Rudolph says it raining and his brother says its snowing. They decide to ask their mother what she thinks. Their mother says its raining. When his brother asked why she agreed with Rudolph she said "Because Rudolph the red knows rain dear."
During the holiday season, a man is aimlessly drifting around a shopping center, wondering what to get his wife for Christmas.
Wandering into a pet store, he asks the shop assistant, "Hey, buddy, you got anything with a Christmas-type theme in here?"
"Well, there is Chet, the parrot," the assistant replies.
Chet looks like any normal parrot, nothing special, so the guy asks, "What's so Christmassy about him?"
"Well, he can sing Christmas carols," says the assistant.
"Really?"
"Yup," says the assistant. "Lemme show ya. See, all ya gotta do is light a match and hold it under his left foot, like so, and Chet'll go..."
"Awrrk! Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul..." Chet sings.
"Wow, that's amazing! Does he do any more?"
"Sure does! Now, if you hold the match under his right foot instead, he'll go..."
"Awrrk! Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose..." Chet sings.
Well, now the guy is really impressed, but he has to ask, "Does Chet know any more carols?"
"Oh, sure, he knows one more! See, if you hold the match BETWEEN his two feet, he goes..."
"Awrrk! Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Reindeer joke!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
A man and a woman are walking down the street....
When they begin to feel some precipitation. The woman turns to the man and says
"wow its starting to snow.
To which the man replies:
" no, you're wrong. It is starting to rain."
The couple argue for quite some time and eventually decide to ask a communist police officer whether it is raining or snowing.
"Hello, Officer Rudolph!" The man exclaims.
"Could you tell us whether its raining or snowing so that we can stop arguing about it?"
Officer Rudolph holds his hand out and says
"Why, it appears to be raining."
The man promptly turns to the woman and declares:
"See? Rudolph, the red knows rain, dear!"
Heard this one over Christmas, I can only apologise.
Back in the pre-glasnost days a Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about
whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing.
As the official approached, the man said "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course", he replied,and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the man
quietly replied,
"Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear."
Communist Russia and Santa
There is a couple walking in communist Russia. However, they aren't communists themselves. The two (Ken and Jen) are debating over whether it's raining or snowing.
"It's totally snowing." Says Ken.
"No, this is definitely rain..." Jen remarks.
The two see their friend Rudolph, a communist. He has never been wrong about the weather before. They ask him what the weather is.
Quickly, he says "I can affirm that it's raining, friends."
"Ha!" Says Jen.
"B-b-but!" Ken mutters, trying to keep his composure.
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Jen remarks.
Husband and wife are arguing...
The husband thinks it's raining
His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"
So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.
He says, "That is rain, comrade."
The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A couple is walking in Moscow when they feel a slight precipitation
The husband says "ah, it's raining"
The wife replies "no it's snowing"
"How about we ask this communist officer here" replies the husband, "he is always right!,
"Officer Rudolph, Is it raining or snowing?"
"definitely raining" replies Rudolph before walking off
"see?" says the husband,
"Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
A couple is walking in communist Russia...
They feel a slight precipitation.
"Is it raining?" Said the husband.
"No, its snowing." Said the wife.
"How about we ask this communist officer here? For he is in the right always."
"Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining, comrades." Officer Rudolph says as he walks off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
My 11 year old cousin has been telling this joke to anybody with ears.
A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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A Russian Couple
A Russian couple is walking in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. "It's raining," he says. "No," says his wife, "It's snowing." And they begin to argue. Finally, the man says, " Let's ask comrade Rudolph what the *official* weather is." They approach and they ask him. "It is officially raining." he says. The woman cries, "But it felt just like snow!" To which her husband says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
A couple was walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
A couple was walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
The woman replies, "No, it's snowing."
"Let's ask this communist officer here. He's always right," explains the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing currently?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replied.
The man turns to his wife and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
A couple were walking in St Petersburg...
when they felt a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," said the man.
"No, I definitely think it's snowing," said the woman.
After arguing for about 20 minutes, the man says, "why don't we ask this Communist officer over here? He is always right!"
So they go up to the officer and say, "Officer Rudolph, what would you say the weather is right now? Raining or snowing?" to which Officer Rudolph replies, "It is definitely raining."
The man turns to his wife with a smile and says, "see, I told you, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
In the spirit of Christmas, I've decided to regift this joke.
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A Russian man was making small talk with his wife about the weather...
"Looks like rain today doesn't it?" but his wife insisted...
"Rudy, my love, the weatherman says it will clear up before lunch."
"No, zayka, I feel it in my bones. It is going to rain."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Oh, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear..."
Husband and wife debate
A man and his wife are walking down the street when the wife turns to her husband and says honey, I think it's snowing the man looks back at her and says no it's raining.
To settle the debate between the two they ask the friendly redcoat standing at the end of the street. The redcoat, Rudolph tells them that it is in fact raining.
The husband turns to his wife and says see, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.
Rain or Snow
A husband and wife went on vacation to St Petersburg. One night they were there, precipitation fell from the sky.
"Oh look, it's snowing!" said the wife.
"No, that's rain," the husband argued.
Unable to settle if it was raining or snowing, they decided to ask the first person they saw. They ran into Officer Rudolph on duty.
"Excuse me, Officer," the husband started, "is it raining or is it snowing?"
"It's clearly raining!" he replied.
Satisfied, the husband turned to the wife and said
"See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear!"
A man and his wife are walking St. Peter's Square
When they feel a slight precipitation. "It's snowing!" The wife exclaims excitedly. "No dear, this is most definitely rain." The husband replies. They bicker for a few minutes more before the husband spots a Communist officer and decides to ask him what the precipitation is. He strides up to the officer and asks "Officer Rudolph, this precipitation is rain, is it not?" Rudolph replies, "Da! Is most definitely rain!" The husband walks back to his wife and smiles "See, I told you, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."
Rudolph the Red
There once was a young Viking named Rudolph the Red and his wife Freydis. Freydis decided to have a walk with her husband, but when she told him of her plans he took one look at the sky grunted and said it was going to rain. Freydis was confused a there were no clouds in the sky. Later on in the day when it was pouring down rain she asked her husband how he knew which he replied with Ruldolph the Red knows rain dear.
Rudolph the Russian visits New York
His host and wife take him out to dinner. On the way it begins to lightly rain, the wife says Oh look it's snowing! Rudolph replied, no it's rain. The wife again says, It's snow! The husband getting embarrassed settled the argument saying, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.
Rudolph the red
November a very rich soviet couple where walking back to there home. They hear some distant thunder and the man looks up at the clouds yep it's gonna rain tonight
What are you talking about says the wife it's clearly going to snow you idiot
It's to warm to snow it's going to rain, and look honey there's the friendly neighborhood communists officer let's ask him
They walk up to the communist officer and he says hi I'm Rudolph how can I help?
The husband asks the question and Rudolph say hmmm I think it will rain tonight
No it's not proclaims the wife
The husband responds honey Rudolph the red knows rain dear
My wife didn't believe that my communist friend could predict the weather, but I said;
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Parody of Jinga Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
A man and his wife are arguing, the man says it's going to rain, the woman says it isn't.
"Let's ask Rudolph, the communist police officer"says the man
"It might, the sky is pretty cloudy" says the policeman
The man turns to his wife and says:
"See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
I think it's raining. says the man.
No, it's snowing. replies the woman.
How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right! exclaims the man. Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?
Definitely raining. Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
A Communist Party Official named Rudolph in Soviet Russia went for a walk...
He and his wife are walking outside when it starts to precipitate.
"Oh look, Rudolph," says his wife. "It's snowing!"
"That's rain, honey," says Rudolph.
"No, no, no, that's definitely snow," says his wife.
To this, he replies with "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
A couple of tourists are taking a tour of Moscow.
As they are walking, the husband feels a drop of water fall on his face. He turns to his wife and says I think it's raining. No, it is definitely snowing. Replies his wife. They started to argue, and the husband says let's not bicker, let's ask our tour guide Rudolph whether it is officially snowing or raining. They walked up to their tour guide, and ask Comrade Rudolph, would you kindly tell us if it is snowing or raining? It is raining of course! He replies. The husband turns to the wife and says See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear!