Ruckus Jokes
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That half man, half horse...
Did you hear about the half man, half horse causing a ruckus downtown last night? He was k**... over trash cans, yelling at people, just going crazy. The cops finally showed up, calmed him down, and asked "Why are you doing this?" Apparently he wanted to be the centaur of attention.
A Gnome.
A garden gnome is busy destroying some plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
"What are you?" asks the cat.
"I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy.
I just love mischief!
And what, may I ask, creature are you?"
The cat thinks for a moment and says,
"I guess I'm a gnome."
A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
What are you? asks the cat. I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you? The cat thinks for a moment and says, I guess i'm a gnome.
Little Timmy walks past his parents' room and hears a ruckus.
He looks inside and sees his parents having s**.... His dad sees him at the door, and winks at him. Timmy walks past, kinda horrified. a couple days later, his dad walks past little Timmy's room and hears a ruckus. He looks inside and sees Timmy having s**... with his grandma. Timmy looks up and says Not as cool when it's your mom, huh!
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