Rubble Jokes
21 rubble jokes and hilarious rubble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rubble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to have a laugh with this delightful collection of jokes about Barney Rubble and other objects found in debris. From puns about litter to quips about rocks, this compilation of light-hearted humor will have you in stitches.
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Funniest Rubble Short Jokes
Short rubble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rubble humour may include short wreckage jokes also.
- Russian Ruble is now worth less than 1 U.S. Cent after SWIFT Bank Sanctions I think it's time we start calling the Ruble for what really is: Rubble
- I bet in 2000 years they're gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they'll find a Nokia still on half battery.
- Warning: Dad joke for kids inside. What do Skye, Chase, Marshall and Rubble use to power their vehicles?
Paw Petrol. - What do the Syrians and Fred Flinstone have in common? They both have to put up with a lot of Rubble.
- The abandoned high school James Dean attended collapsed Now it's just rubble without a cause.
- Who did the Hamburglar frame for the theft of Fred Flintstone's Dino-Burger? Rubble Rubble!
- The b**... Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week.
- Three days after the 9/11 attacks a Russian passenger comes under the rubble... Shaking the dirt and the dust from his suit he mumbles:"Americans and their s**... airports..."
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Rubble One Liners
Which rubble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rubble? I can suggest the ones about rubbish and debris.
- Rubble is a word for worthless garbage Sorry I meant ruble.
- Why is a destroyed entrance cute? Because it's a-door-rubble.
- What do Betty Rubble and Fort Knox have in common? They're both impregnable
- Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed.
- What rhymes with Poland? Rubble during WWII.
- What do you call a black man buried by volcanic rubble? Camouflage.
- What's the currency in Nepal? The rubble.
- What do you get when you destroy a Rebel ship? Rubble s**....
Rubble Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about rubble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ruin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rubble pranks.
A local Game Stop burnt to the ground. An insurance adjuster came out to inspect the damage
After looking at the rubble, he asked the manager if the building was a new structure. The manager said, "I don't think so, it was built in the 1970s."
The adjuster said, "I that case, the best payout I can give you is $50,000. If it was a new building I could have given you 95,000.
