Rubbish Bin Jokes
14 rubbish bin jokes and hilarious rubbish bin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rubbish bin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rubbish Bin Short Jokes
Short rubbish bin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rubbish bin humour may include short rubbish jokes also.
- Did you hear about the refuse collector in pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.
- The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag.
- Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin, can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
- My girlfriend said she'd dump me if I didn't eat everything from her bin. I've had enough of her rubbish.
- My neighbours should stop hating me whenever I wheel my rubbish bin to the front of my house. I'm just putting it out there.
- As the recruitment manager for a large firm, I don't like to hire unlucky people So I throw every second job application I receive into the rubbish bin
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Rubbish Bin One Liners
Which rubbish bin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rubbish bin? I can suggest the ones about garbage bin and garbage can.
- I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun. Turns out, they were all rubbish
- You call a trash can a bin? That's rubbish.
Rubbish Bin Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rubbish bin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recycle bin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rubbish bin pranks.
During English class the teacher asks Little Johnny "have you ever heard of the word contagious before?"
"Of course miss" Johnny replies "my father actually said it when we were talking yesterday".
"Can you repeat it for the class and tell us how he used it in a sentence?"
"Yes, miss. We were watching the neighbour take his garbage out when his bin tipped over spilling rubbish all over the driveway, dad said 'it's going to take the contagious to pick all that up.
"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.
"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."
A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door
>"Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"
>"I bin Hong Kong!"
>"No where's ya wheelie bin?"
>"I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"
Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.