Rubber Jokes

Funniest Rubber Short Jokes

Short rubber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rubber humour may include short plastic jokes also.

1. As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. I dunno. I just get a kick out of it.
2. After reading about the dangers of bungee jumping, I decided not to go. I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't going out cause of one.
3. My Mom told me I shouldn't try bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, shouldn't test my luck and go out the same way.
4. I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one.
5. I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary.
6. Two lobsters were in a tank. ​
   The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."
7. "dad can I go bungee jumping?" "No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"
8. How come pencils are unable to have children? It's because they have a rubber at the end. [heard this from a friend who heard it from a 90 year old man]
9. So I thought I'd start my own rock band I wanted to call it The Rubber Band.
   But I thought that was a bit of a stretch.
10. Has anyone lost a large roll of 20-dollar bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band

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Rubber One Liners

Which rubber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rubber? I can suggest the ones about leather and vinyl.

1. Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.
2. I designed a rubber airplane that is crashproof. It's called the Boing 747
3. What sound does a rubber airplane make? Boeing
4. Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
5. What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
6. WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND.
7. What do you call a group of condoms who make music. A Rubber Band.
8. My brother lost his job at the rubber factory ... but I think he'll bounce back.
9. What do you call rubber clothing? Attire
10. I have a pun about rubber bands... But it's a bit of a stretch.
11. What type of tree doesn't need to worry about birth control? A rubber tree.
12. Heard of the rubber airplane? It was a Boing 747.
13. Grandpa just got us My wife asked what his favorite band was.
    He answered "rubber".
14. I removed the rubber from the wheels on my car It is now working tirelessly
15. Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

Rubber Band Jokes

Here is a list of funny rubber band jokes and even better rubber band puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."
• What do you do with a rubber trumpet? Join an elastic band.
• Yesterday I saw the most famous rubber band in the world It was the center of a-tension
• A guy walks into a restaurant and orders a rubber band sandwich ... He says And make it snappy
• What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses? Rubber bands
• The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle. The rubber band broke.
• What did the guy say when he got fired from the rubber band making factory? Oh snap
• There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit
• What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band
• Did you hear the largest rubber band ball has 200 Million rubber bands? I think it's a bit of a stretch.

Rubber Toe Jokes

Here is a list of funny rubber toe jokes and even better rubber toe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Met a mexican mutant with a rubber toe his name was roberto.
• What do you call a person with a rubber toe? Roberto
• What do you call a Japanese guy with a rubber toe? Mr. Roboto.
  This is my new addition to the Mexican -Roberto original version of this joke.
• If you know a person who has a rubber toe..

Burning Rubber Jokes

Here is a list of funny burning rubber jokes and even better burning rubber puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does Smokey the Bear hate condoms? He doesn't like people burning rubber.
• I hate using condoms. They smell like burning rubber Or maybe that's just me?

Rubber Tire Jokes

Here is a list of funny rubber tire jokes and even better rubber tire puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• We need to stop making jokes about common uses for rubber. It's a tired subject.
• February 7, 1938: Harvey Firestone, founder of Firestone Tire and Rubber Company, dies Leaving his family feeling deflated

Rubber Duck Jokes

Here is a list of funny rubber duck jokes and even better rubber duck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you heard about the sober rubber duck? He's been squeaky clean for 8 months
• At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck. I asked him if it tasted like quackers.
• What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!
• I submitted a couple puns to a programmer's joke contest If any won, I'd get golden rubber duck. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did
• What did the soap say to the rubber duck? We are so in sink
• What do you call a rubber duck that is bathing with Kendall Jenner? A lucky duck

Comical Rubber Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about rubber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silicon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rubber pranks.