Rubber Band Jokes
47 rubber band jokes and hilarious rubber band puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rubber band that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rubber Band Short Jokes
Short rubber band jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rubber band humour may include short rubber jokes also.
- Two lobsters were in a tank.
The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws." - So I thought I'd start my own rock band I wanted to call it The Rubber Band.
But I thought that was a bit of a stretch. - Has anyone lost a large roll of 20-dollar bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band
- A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."
- A guy walks into a restaurant and orders a rubber band sandwich ... He says And make it snappy
- The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle. The rubber band broke.
- There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit
- Did you hear the largest rubber band ball has 200 Million rubber bands? I think it's a bit of a stretch.
- Engineering tip: you can always improvise a high voltage tester with two paper clips, a rubber band... ... and an intern.
- I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band.
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Rubber Band One Liners
Which rubber band one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rubber band? I can suggest the ones about rock band and band aid.
- Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.
- WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND.
- What do you call a group of condoms who make music. A Rubber Band.
- I have a pun about rubber bands... But it's a bit of a stretch.
- Grandpa just got us My wife asked what his favorite band was.
He answered "rubber". - What do you do with a rubber trumpet? Join an elastic band.
- Yesterday I saw the most famous rubber band in the world It was the center of a-tension
- What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses? Rubber bands
- What did the guy say when he got fired from the rubber band making factory? Oh snap
- What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band
- How do you blindfold a chinese? With a rubber band.
- A rubber band just auditioned on Broadway It was kind of a stretch.
- Why did the waiter put a rubber band in my soup She was a bad waiter
- What do you call a gay rubber band? An elasstickle
- You know whats my new favourite band? Rubber band.
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What funny jokes about rubber band you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean metal band jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rubber band pranks.
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A homeless man...
A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think w**... of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the w**..., and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes from flopping around everywhere like that."
Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands.
He was quite the snappy dresser.
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What do you get when you combine m**... and kimchi with a rubber band?
A marijuachi band!
How do you escape from a windowless bunker with a sealed vault door using only a rubber band and a puddle of water?
1).Look into the puddle and see what you saw.
2). Pick up the saw and cut the rubber band in half
3).Pick up the 2 halves of the rubber band.
4). 1 half plus 1 half equals 1 whole.
5). Use the whole on the door and escape.
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A elastic band is thrown into a t**... chamber,
A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,
The man stares the rubber band in the eyes,
You have so much potential
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A young sheep, out to pasture, is suddenly cornered by a farmer and t**....
The young sheep faints of fright, and when he awakens immediately runs back to his flock.
Bleating wildly, he exclaims how could the farmer do this to me!
A wise elder sheep says, calm down, son. What happened?
The young sheep, still hysterical, cries i was the most beautiful ram in the whole flock! Then the farmer trapped me, put a yellow tag on my ear, cut off my tail, and the worst part is there's a rubber band around my t**...! How could this get any worse?!
The elder sheep looked at the frightened ram and sighed, you might want to sit down, I've got some bad news for ewe.
There were two farmers who each had a horse in the same field
In order to tell them apart they had a little rubber band tied round one of the horse's tails. every day they would come to the field and feel up and down the horses' tails until they found the rubber band.
One day they lost the rubber band and didn't know what to do. Then one farmer said to the other, "I know what we'll do. I'll take the black horse and you take the white one."
