The Best 33 Royalty Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Royalty Jokes and Puns

Regal Proceedings

If I was royalty, I would have a kid and call him Artist as a publicity stunt, before conceding to the pressure of public outcry, and renaming him something more regal.

So he may forever become known as The Prince Formerly Known As Artist.

I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...

I guess you could say they were baroque.

Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today.

He was one in a milliner.

Little John in 1-minute Composition

The teacher asked the class to write a composition that involved at the same time sex, royalty, and religion.

Not even two minutes had passed when Little John handed in his.

The arm of the teacher still raised to stop him, but she stopped the gesture as she read what he wrote:

And the queen said: Oh, my God, so good!

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty.

The dope left his bible behind

Royalty joke, I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty.

Smoked a joint with royalty ...

Finally understood why people called him "your highness".

Is this InkJet any good?

Sure, we've sold it to royalty


Mate, it prints ALL the letters!

I carpool with Michael. J. Fox. Whenever he drives, I feel like royalty.

By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.

What do you call people who have a fetish for royalty?


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British Neighbors

One of my friends has British neighbors, and they told him that they are royalty. They live Tudors down.

What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?

The best PhoKing you'll ever know

I'm starting a family-only dating site for royalty.

It's called Princest

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.

But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.

Royalty joke, I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

A man walks up to a woman and says, "you look like you are a descendant of royalty...

In breading was quite common for the nobility."

What is an Americans favourite type of music?

Royalty Free

Trump meets the Queen

So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.

Queen:' Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so on'
Donald:' I rule the USA, what does that make me'
Queen: that's a country, that makes you a ....

I named my son Sir.

Now everwhere he goes, he's treated like royalty.

Why is it legal to download America?

Because it's royalty free.

What's the difference between British royalty and a redneck?

While drinking tea, British royalty keep their pinkies in the air.

While drinking tea, rednecks keep their pinkies in their sisters.

I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty

Louis XVI, specifically

What do you get when you cross slow dancing with Arabic royalty?

Dancing Sheikh to Sheikh.

What's an image editor's favourite country?


It's royalty free.

Royalty joke, What's an image editor's favourite country?

Trump stated that all Americans will live like royalty by the end of his term

More than 2 million people have been coronated already.

Where does royalty prefer to sleep?

In bread

What's the odd one out?

A. Flour
B. Yeast
C. Royalty
D. Meat

D. Meat because it's usually not in bread.

I returned to the genie and asked him why he turned me into a 11ft giant who gets his backside wiped every time he farts.

He said, "You wished to live longer and be treated like royalty."

What will they play at the queen's funeral?

Royalty free music

British woman in New York pummels a teenager into submission and is congratulated by Royalty

But enough about Ghislaine Maxwell, let us celebrate Emma Raducanu's achievments instead.

Anyone can use my French Revolution joke

It's royalty free.

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