Royalty Jokes

42 royalty jokes and hilarious royalty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about royalty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Royalty Short Jokes

Short royalty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The royalty humour may include short majesty jokes also.

  1. Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"? She probably gets royalties
  2. British woman in New York pummels a teenager into submission and is congratulated by Royalty But enough about Ghislaine Maxwell, let us celebrate Emma Raducanu's achievments instead.
  3. I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque.
  4. I returned to the genie and asked him why he turned me into a 11ft giant who gets his backside wiped every time he farts. He said, "You wished to live longer and be treated like royalty."
  5. What's the odd one out? A. Flour
    B. Yeast
    C. Royalty
    D. Meat
    D. Meat because it's usually not in bread.
  6. How much in royalties did 50 Cent get paid by Republicans? It's obviously a cover of Get Rich or Die Tryin'
  7. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
  8. Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.
  9. Trump stated that all Americans will live like royalty by the end of his term More than 2 million people have been coronated already.
  10. I carpool with Michael. J. Fox. Whenever he drives, I feel like royalty. By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.

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Royalty One Liners

Which royalty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with royalty? I can suggest the ones about rental and bounty.

  1. Anyone can use my French Revolution joke It's royalty free.
  2. If Prince is dead then... Is his music now "royalty-free"?
  3. What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!
  4. What does Royalty wear during stormy weather? A Reign Coat.
  5. What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King
  6. I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty Louis XVI, specifically
  7. What's an image editor's favourite country? Ireland.
    It's royalty free.
  8. Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner.
  9. What is an Americans favourite type of music? Royalty Free
  10. What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle.
  11. Where does royalty prefer to sleep? In bread
  12. Why does the Queen not publish any books? Because she already has enough royalties.
  13. I'm starting a family-only dating site for royalty. It's called Princest
  14. What does royalties enjoy? Sovereign-tea
  15. Why is it legal to download America? Because it's royalty free.

Royalty Free Jokes

Here is a list of funny royalty free jokes and even better royalty free puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's George Washington's favorite song. Doesn't matter, just as long as it's royalty-free.
  • What will they play at the queen's f**...? Royalty free music
Royalty joke, What will they play at the queen's f**...?

Hilarious Royalty Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about royalty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copyright jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make royalty pranks.

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, s**... and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

Trump meets the Queen

So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.
Queen:' Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so on'
Donald:' I rule the USA, what does that make me'
Queen: that's a country, that makes you a ....

Regal Proceedings

If I was royalty, I would have a kid and call him Artist as a publicity stunt, before conceding to the pressure of public outcry, and renaming him something more regal.
So he may forever become known as The Prince Formerly Known As Artist.

What do you get when you cross slow dancing with Arabic royalty?

Dancing Sheikh to Sheikh.

Is this InkJet any good?

Sure, we've sold it to royalty
Mate, it prints ALL the letters!

British Neighbors

One of my friends has British neighbors, and they told him that they are royalty. They live Tudors down.

Little John in 1-minute Composition

The teacher asked the class to write a composition that involved at the same time s**..., royalty, and religion.
Not even two minutes had passed when Little John handed in his.
The arm of the teacher still raised to stop him, but she stopped the gesture as she read what he wrote:
And the queen said: Oh, my God, so good!

Royalty joke, Where does royalty prefer to sleep?