Royal Family Jokes
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- I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family. They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.
I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment. - After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income. He's the Artist formerly known as Prince.
- The Royal Family are going to send prince andrew to see what public opinion is like Just putting the feeler out
- If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier
- What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes!
I'll just let myself out... - Prince Harry will skip the royal family's annual pheasant shoot due to his wife Meghan's love of animals Said the Queen, "You misunderstood, we're shooting peasants."
- I was so mad when I heard the 45th US President was rude to the Royal Family! Then my friend reminded me what the 1st US President did to them.
- Did you know the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury practises dentistry in his spare time? The Royal Family go to him for all their crowns.
- The royal family got a new pet this weekend... I think I heard they named her Beggin' Barkle
- My friend is such a big fan of the Royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king. **Henry**
**George**
**Charles**
**Burger.**
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Royal Family One Liners
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- Who is the heaviest member of the British royal family? It's Diana, Princess of Whales.
- Why does the royal family hate deli meats? Because they're in bread
- the weather here is like the Royal family Minus 1
- What was Midieval rulers' favorite game? Royal Family Feuds
- I moved in next to the Royal Family They live Tudors down.
- Blonde one died from the Royal family But it's old news really, happened in 1997
- What do you call s**... within the royal family? Princest.
- I like my royal families like I like my meat i**....
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What funny jokes about royal family you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make royal family pranks.
The Queen created a beautiful design that I decided to put on a shirt
One day, the Queen of The United Kingdoms designed a beautiful new crest for the royal family and seeing it, I saw an opportunity for profit and began selling t-shirts with the design printed on them thinking that the royal family wouldn't mind.
After several very angry calls from the royal family's lawyers, I found out that I had to pay Her Royalty her royalties for Her Royal Tee's^TM
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender
"Give me two beers. Rough day at work."
And the bartender says, "Oh? what do you do?"
The guy says, "I take care of the Corgis - you know, the dogs that the royal family owns."
The bartender says, "Tough job, huh?"
The guy says, "Well, all that in-breeding has led to low intelligence
and bad temperament. And the dogs aren't that smart either."
Meghan may face some akward times with the Royal Family at the f**... of Prince Philip
But luckily, black is generally accepted at funerals.
List of the shortest books
1. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
2. Contraception by the Pope.
3. The American Guide to Etiquette.
4. Healthy Marriages by the British Royal Family.
5. Consumer Marketing Ethics.
6. Career Opportunities for History Majors.
7. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan.
8. Integrity by Bill Clinton.
9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush.
10. What I've Accomplished by Barack Obama.
Why are royal families always marrying distant cousins?
Because you can't spell PrINCE or PrINCESs without a bit of i**...