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  1. Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
  2. Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race. He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.
  3. What's the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-Vaxxer? The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids
  4. Why was Roy Moore waiting outside the liquor store when it opened? He heard they had a 14 year old Brandy
  5. Congress has finally made a decision and just announced that if Roy Moore wins the senate... They will be ending their 'take your daughter to work' program.
  6. I sure hope Roy Moore wins today Alabama needs a congressman who isn't afraid to get his hands on the issues before they get too big.
  7. I really don't think Roy Moore will win the Alabama Senate election. He'll probably come in a little behind.
  8. Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Election It's almost as if he doesn't understand that no means no!
  9. Roy Moore opened a clothing store in Birmingham, but it was quickly shut down. Parents were pretty upset when they realized "Teen girls clothes always half off" was the entry policy, not a sale.
  10. Turns out that Roy Moore is having a bad influence on weather in Alabama. The temperatures are flirting with the teens this week.

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  1. Roy Moore is no longer interested in this year.. Because it's officially '18
  2. to help cope with his loss Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old whiskey she didn't like it
  3. What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor
  4. Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast? Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.
  5. What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common? They're both pdf files.
  6. Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici! Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.
  7. How do you know Roy G. Biv was vaccinated? He's all over the spectrum.
  8. Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher? All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
  9. Roy Moore is learning guitar chords and he's starting with A Minor
  10. Why did Roy Moore go for underage girls? He didn't want to commit *adult*ery.
  11. Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old Scotch She didn't like it
  12. Roy Moore demands recount! Nope, she was still 14
  13. Republicans: "We couldn't possibly lose Alabama!" Roy Moore: "hold my beer kids"
  14. Roy Moore missed the New Years Eve countdown. He's demanding a recount.
  15. Why did Roy Moore go to Walmart? He heard that girl's pants were half off.

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Roy Moore says he'll bring Alabama values to Washington, but I'm not so sure. I mean, he s**... assaulted teenage girls...

But he wasn't related to any of 'em!

We already know Roy Moore's positions on crime and immigration. But, what about his position on children?

m**..., mostly.

Roy Moore is in bed with a girl, and says "pretend you're 14". She found that really weird...

Her birthday was in 4 months anyway.

The real reason Roy Moore wanted to be in D.C.

He hasn't been banned from the National Mall

Doug Jones just won the Senate race against Roy Moore

I guess you could say he got Moore votes.

The weather suggests that turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today.

It is expected to dip into the teens.

Roy Moore still hasn't conceded, which actually makes sense.

How could anyone banned from mall food courts know anything about concessions?

Met Roy Moore at a bar once...

Chatted him up about wanting to hook up with twenty-nine year olds.
He looked at me with disbelief and asked "how are you going to do all twenty at once?"

Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments...

12 and Under

Dems haven't won a senate seat in Alabama since 1992

Unlike Roy Moore, they were capable of waiting 25 years.

Roy Moore is not happy with the events that transpired tonight

He liked it better when the night was young

What's the difference between Bob Ross and Roy Moore?

One's a doodler and the other's a diddler.

I invented a new drink today; basically you start with a Shirley Temple and put a really old cocktail sausage in it.

I call it the "Judge Roy Moore".

In the Alabama senatorial race next week, Roy Moore is either going to win...

...or he's going to come in a little behind.

When Roy Moore lost the election he went straight to the liquor store.

He heard they had a 14-year-old Brandy.

Roy Moor arrived at the polling station on a horse

His assistant misunderstood when Roy said he wanted to ride a 6 Year old b**...

Roy Moore walks into a bar and orders a 10 year old scotch, and water

The bartender says "here's your scotch and water."
Roy Moore asks "where's my 10 year old?"

The Alabama Senate elections are in! And even though it was tight,

Roy Moore came in a little behind.

Why is Roy Moore so mad about the election anyways?

He normally likes coming in a little behind.

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson "I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"

Hodgson responded "Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"

What's the difference between a 14-year old girl and a Ferrari?

Roy Moore doesn't have a Ferrari in his basement.

I'm not saying my cat is old..

.. but if it was a person, it would be too old for Roy Moore.

Can you imagine going to your girlfriend's prom at 32?

Well neither could Roy Moore. He preferred freshmen.

I don't understand all the uproar about Roy Moore lately.

It seems like a minor issue to me.

Did you see that Roy Moore had a high profile interview on Dateline NBC?

What was unfortunate for him is that it was with Chris Hansen, who started it by asking him to take a seat over there.

What's the difference between a 13 year old and the Senate?

After tonight, Roy Moore won't be in the Senate.

Have you heard that the weather forecast in Alabama now favors Roy Moore?

It's expected to dip into the teens

So Roy Moore and a little girl walking through a scary Forest

The little girl turns to him and says, "Geese mister I'm really scared!".
And he says " How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

What does Roy Moore and a guitarist have in common?

They both enjoy f**... minors.

What is the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-vaxxer?

Anti-vaxxers don't like to stick 'em while they're young.

The GOP announced a new slogan today...

We're not just morally bankrupt, *we're Roy Mooreally bankrupt! *

Trump endorsed Roy Moore but not Don Blankenship...

I guess it's all right to mess with minors, but miners are off limits.

What do you call a Harambe tribute sculpture designed by Roy Moore?

Statuetory Ape

I heard Roy Moore fell off the wagon after losing on Tuesday...

Several sources claim he was heard repeatedly asking for a decent 15 year old Brandy.

Doug Jones' victory is so small

Roy Moore wants to date it

Roy Moore is projected to lose the election by just 1%, according to a new poll.

Roy Moore is taking the news well, as he actually prefers to come in a little behind!

My wife told me she was cheating on me with a man named Roy G Biv. I was so angry, I was seeing red

...and orange
and yellow
and green

I wanna ask Roy Moore voters how they feel about losing such a close race.

Unfortunately, I don't speak Russian.

Why did Roy Moore lose the Senate race?

He enjoys coming in a little behind.

Doug Jones' margin of victory is so small

Roy Moore is going to try and m**... it.

The weather suggests that Alabama voter turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today.

Roy Moore is like winter

He's often dipping into the teens

What is the difference between a driveway and a teenage girl?

Roy Moore pulls out of the driveway.

Did you guys hear about the Alabama senate race? So far the Democrat leads by 8 points.

If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.

Why does Roy Moore like D.C.

Because, while the temperature is 30°, the real feel is in the teens.

Roy Moore demanded a recount

The results came back that she was 14 and a half.

What do Roy Moore and the recent weather have in common?

They've both been dipping into the teens at night.

I was playing tennis with Roy Moore this morning... The score was love-15.

**AWKWARD!**

I just found out that Beyonce's father was Roy Castle

Can't see her taking his name, though.

What do Siegfried and the tiger have in common?

They both know what Roy tastes like.

I'm really surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount in the Alabama election

Large gaps in numbers haven't seemed to bother him before.

Why did Roy Moore hang out at the playground?

To get the swing vote.

I don't see why Roy Moore wants a recount.

Once the number goes past 16 he loses interest.

Calls that Roy Moore would win the election were...

Pre-mature
Big shoutout to Alabama though for not becoming the joke of the whole country

Why does Roy Moore want a recount of the election?

He thinks Alabama is playing hard to get

Why is Roy Moore's Strategic Planning Committee headquartered in Disney's Hollywood Hotel?

He likes to keep his staff in something 12 years old.

How do we know Roy Moore is superstitious?

He doesn't hit on 13 year olds.

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