Rows Jokes
32 rows jokes and hilarious rows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rows Short Jokes
Short rows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rows humour may include short lines jokes also.
- I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
- Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
- A guard asks a woman on death row what she'd like for her final meal. idk, what do you want?
- I'll have you know, I've been sober for just over 100 days. Not like, in a row or anything...just in general.
- At the hearings, Kavanaugh was asked how he would prefer to cross a waist deep river, in a rowboat or simply walk across it He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade
- Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
- My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard... It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!
- A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal. I dunno, what do you want?
- I'm happy to announce that I've been sober for 40 days! Not in a row or anything. Just total.
- A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, "I don't know, what do you want to eat?"
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Rows One Liners
Which rows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rows? I can suggest the ones about paces and column.
- What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash? The front row of a Trump rally
- What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Toby Keith concert.
- What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row of a country concert.
- I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today That's 7 years in a row now
- Amish men can't motorboat their wives. They can only row boat them.
- When rowing a boat, do you use the left paddle or the right paddle? Either oar.
- Could Jennifer or Courtney Row? No, but Lisa Kudrow.
- If your rowing boat turns upside down, you can wear it as a hat.. It's capsized.
- Here I am: 100 days sober Not in a row or anything, just total.
- If my wife was on Death Row her last meal would be I don't know. What do you feel like?
- What do you call a row of bunnies going backwards? A receding hare line.
- Apparently the British hated rows, which was why they columnised so many places
- What's the cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."
- Why did the producer of Dirty Jobs get fired? He was a Mike Rowe manager.
- What has 108 legs and 10 teeth? The front row at any country concert.
Ridiculous Rows Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about rows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rolls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rows pranks.
A plane was going down....
A plane was going down and the captain said to the passengers "I'm sorry everyone we are going to c**... in a few minutes" The passengers looked at each other in fear. One woman got out of her seat and yelled "Before I die I want a man to make me feel like a real woman!" a man a few rows back got out of his seat and said "I will!" she smiled and ran up to him. He then took his shirt off and said "Here, iron this"
A guy starts his first day at a bakery...
The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.
"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."
"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.
"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."
A young boy wants to buy a tomato...
He approaches the farmer with his few pennies and asks how much that nice, red, juicy tomato would cost. The farmer replies, "35 cents."
Appearing dismayed, the child wanders down the rows of vines and finds a small, green, unappetizing tomato.
"How much for this little one, here?" he timidly asked.
"Hehe. 3 cents" the farmer replied with a chuckle.
"Great!" the boy exclaimed as he handed over his coins. "I'll be back next week to pick it up."
A plane above the ocean is crashing
A woman in this plane knew she was going to die so she got up and shouted "Before I die I want someone to make me feel like a woman"
A couple rows down a man got up, took off his shirt and said "Here iron this"
A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.
The old man relents and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and drops it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies. The warden is incensed and says 'That's i**... and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!' So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..
'You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?'
A plane is going to c**...
A woman rips her shirt off and shouts "I wanna feel like a woman one more time". A man a few rows back rips his shirt off as well and shouts "Take it, you can iron this too"
A man goes to the movie theater
He sees a childhood friend of his embracing a woman in the back rows. He goes up to them and asks, "Who's this?"
His friend proudly replies, "It's my lover!"
The man then said, "Not you, I'm asking my wife."
A girl next to me in the trai sneezed.
Me: bless you
She: I have a boyfriend
A few rows behind us : I'm vegan
A 37 stone (518 pound) man was forced to pay for two seats on a jet,
only to discover that they were two rows apart!
Have you heard about Sting's new business?
He now reposesesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows.
A man stands up on a plane and yells, "HIJACK!"
Another man a few rows down stands up as well and yells, "Hi Bill!"
Buddy bought Superbowl tickets
A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tickets, 40 yard line box seats 20 rows up. He paid $4,500 each but he didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Probably because of the extra game this year.
If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place...It's at Calvary church in San Clemente at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, very flexible and a decent cook too.
She'll be in the white dress.
A comedian showed up to his venue..
There was only one person, sitting in the back of the rows of chairs.
"Thanks for coming out," the comedian said.
The man responded, "hurry up so I can clean this place."
Crossfit died out
The other day n the train:
Girl : *sneezes
me: "Bless You!"
Girl : I Have a Boyfriend
a few rows behind us: "I'm vegan"
I never sit in the front rows at the movies
I always like to see the big picture.
Yo mama so fat...
she doesn't have corn rows, she has crop circles.
