The Best 35 Rowling Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Rowling Jokes and Puns

Harry Potter has way too many characters...

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By walking.

J.K. Rowling

Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

Rowling joke, Professor X to JK Rowling:

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running!... JK, Rowling.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill?


J.K Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?


JK.... Rowling

How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?


J.K. Rowling

Rowling joke, How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?

What do you call J.K Rowling when she goes to space?

Astro TERF

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By walking
J. K. Rowling

What if J.K. Rowling is playing the long game and all her outrageous and divisive views and comments are setting us up for the final where she says

But guys.... I'm J. K.

BREAKING: Harry Potter series was ghostwritten

JK, Rowling wrote it.

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Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

Did you know that Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill is running?

J.k. Rowling

Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.

What do you get when you cross J.K. Rowling with outer space?


Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.


Rowling joke, Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling,

What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?




The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author

When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.

Here in about 50 years, when Harry Potter is on its 5th reboot, this time with an all house elf cast, the author will be

J. K. Rowling over in her grave.

Why do characters in books and movies always prefer walking or running down hills?

Because Rowling makes them gay.

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

J.K. Rowling started out writing children's literature. Then she tried her hand at writing books for grown-ups. Now she's back to writing for children.

Apparently Twitter's her new gig.

What did J.K. rowling use use for the soccer field?


Why didn't I think of this before?

The K in J. K. Rowling stands for Karen

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

He went flying down the hill. JK, Rowling.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?


Jk. Rowling.

Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard.

The reason J.K. Rowling changes her characters was in front of us all along

Her first two initials are 'J.K.' which stands for 'Just Kidding'.

Everyone: It's nice that Finn and Dameron team up again in the new star wars movie.

J.K. Rowling: Then they had a three-way with a Toydarian.

Harry Potter's writer once did an excursion inside a cave.

It was so important that they made a song about it:
Rowling in the deep.

J.K. Rowling has announced a surprising change to Harry Potter's surname due to all of the jokes going around over and over...

It's Harry Post.

My favorite english writer is Dickens

JK Rowling

What do J.K. Simmons and J.K. Rowling have in common?

They're both British.


JK Rowling and JK Simmons are getting married!


I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill

Jk, he was Rowling

In lieu of recent event, J.K. Rowling must have left the last chapter of Harry Potter on top of her fridge.

She is jumping to conclusions.

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