Rowling Jokes

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Funniest Rowling Short Jokes

Short rowling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rowling humour may include short potter jokes also.

1. Harry Potter has way too many characters... Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
   
2. Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
   JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
   Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
3. So I read J. K Rowlings announcments. I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.
4. How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By walking
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5. What if J.K. Rowling is playing the long game and all her outrageous and divisive views and comments are setting us up for the final where she says But guys.... I'm J. K.
6. Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner? They wanted to eat serf and terf.
7. Did you know that Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill is running? J.k. Rowling
8. Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues. I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.
9. Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
10. The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.

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Rowling One Liners

Which rowling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rowling? I can suggest the ones about harry potter and rowing.

1. How does harry potter get down a hill? By walking.
   J.K. Rowling
2. What do you call J.K. Rowling in space? AstroTERF
3. How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling.
4. What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking.
   J.K Rowling
5. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running!
   JK.... Rowling
6. How does Harry Potter like to go down hills? Walking...
   J.K. Rowling
7. What do you call a fight between J.K. Rowling and Margaret Atwood? A TERF war.
8. What do you call J.K Rowling when she goes to space? Astro TERF
9. BREAKING: Harry Potter series was ghostwritten JK, Rowling wrote it.
10. What do you get when you cross J.K. Rowling with outer space? AstroTERF.
11. What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill? Sliding.
    jk
    Rowling.
12. What did J.K. rowling use use for the soccer field? Terf.
13. Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
    A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
14. Why didn't I think of this before? The K in J. K. Rowling stands for Karen
15. My favorite english writer is Dickens JK Rowling

Jk Rowling Jokes

Here is a list of funny jk rowling jokes and even better jk rowling puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.
• How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill? He went flying down the hill. JK, Rowling.
• You think Harry Potter is better than LOTR Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave...
  JK i don't want to offend any fans
• How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking.
  
  Jk. Rowling.
  
  Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard.
• JK Rowling and JK Simmons are getting married! jk
• I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling
• Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
  A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
• Harry Potter fell down a hill JK Rowling
• The new Fantastic Beasts movie is just terrible. jk. rowling!
• JK Rowling , author of the Harry Potter series has died this morning of a heart attack Jk

Hilarious Fun Rowling Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about rowling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harry potter spell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rowling pranks.