The Best 10 Rowdy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rowdy jokes. There are some rowdy drunk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rowdy establishment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rowdy Jokes and Puns

How do you get 100 drunk and rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

You say "Please get out of the pool."

A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

The fencer was really kind and gentle, while the boxer seemed rowdy. In the end, she chose to go out with the boxer.
I asked her, "Why did you choose the boxer? The fencer seemed really nice."
She responded, " I don't know, the fencer just seemed rapier."

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Rowdy joke, How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Here is a Canada day joke! How do you get 50 rowdy drunk Canadians out of a pool?

You ask them to please get out of the pool.

So I have this mate David, and David gets a bit rowdy sometimes. Anyway, this one time David and I were out and having a good time and David had a few too many beers and got his ID taken

Now we just call him Dav

How do you get a hundred drunk and rowdy Canadians out of your pool?

You say, Please get out of the pool.

A friend of mine had a choice to go out with either a fencer or a boxer...

The fencer was sweet and always good to her, while the boxer was always rowdy.
She chose the boxer.

So I asked her why. I had always liked to fencer, and was always irritated by the boxer.
She said, I don't know. The fencer just seemed rapier.

Poor man was foiled again.

Rowdy joke, A friend of mine had a choice to go out with either a fencer or a boxer...

Is this where Frank lives ?

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the houseflung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.

"Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked.

"Yes, it is," the woman replied.

"Well then," said the drunk, "Could you come and pick him out so therest of us can go home?"

A Well Cezanne'd Joke

Two French painters walked into a bar because they're down on their luck and they heard that at this place in particular the drinks were cheap and the women were Toulouse. They were having a great time, probably too good. The painters were getting a bit rowdy, and the bartender handed them their tab and told them get out. The men reached into their pockets only to realize they had no Monet, so Degas up and left.

They should spray Windex on spectators at sporting events

Doesn't stop them being rowdy but it will stop them streaking

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rowdy troublemaker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rowdy ruckus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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