The Best 12 Rowboat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rowboat jokes. There are some rowboat oar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rowboat shoreline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rowboat Jokes and Puns

At the hearings, Kavanaugh was asked how he would prefer to cross a waist deep river, in a rowboat or simply walk across it

He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade

Blonde joke

So two blondes were driving through the country and noticed another blonde. She was sitting in a rowboat, which was in the middle of a field, and she was trying to row it.
The first blonde said- See, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name.
And the second blonde replied- Yeah! If I could swim, I'd go out there and drown her myself!

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Rowboat joke, Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

"It's not about the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean"...

But it's hard to get cross the Atlantic with a rowboat

Two blondes were driving out in the country side

One looked out the window and saw another blonde in the middle of a field sitting in a rowboat, working the oars.

She pointed her out and said, "Its idiots like that that give us all a bad name."

"You're right," said her companion, "let's go drown her."


Two penguins are in a rowboat

They are rowing across the Saharan desert in a rowboat, after about three days they have only made it about a mile. The one penguin looks at the other penguin and says "Wears the paddles" the other penguin replies "sure does"

A blonde was walking by a field...

And saw another blonde in a rowboat paddling away at the dirt and stirring up a ton of dust.
The blonde walking called out, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
The other blonde replied, "I'm trying to get over to the barn! Could you help me?"
The blonde walking retorted, "Well, I would but I can't swim."

Rowboat joke, A blonde was walking by a field...

Four Men Are In A Rowboat...

They're fishing and after a couple hours without success, they all decide it's time for a smoke. They pull out their packs, but alas, no one has anything to light the cigarettes with.

That's when they throw one of their cigarettes over board.

Now the boat is a cigarette lighter.

Did you hear about the pirate who wrote a romantic song about his rowboat?

Love me tender.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are all in a rowboat.

Despite their differences, they have a lovely afternoon.

Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved?

The United States of America

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"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."

But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat.

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We suggest to use only working rowboat middle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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