rover Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious rover puns

They found a cat on mars...

A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

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News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.

Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.

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Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?

They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.

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In all my years working at the Land Rover factory...

I made several discoveries

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America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's suicide. They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, Stupid Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!

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Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting

I make a new Discovery every day

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a range rover

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

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A young man visits his girlfriend's parents for the first time...

He and his girlfriend's father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of the boyfriend's chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the uge to fart. Unable to hold it in, he attempts to let it out silently, but it comes out audible.

"Rover!" Yells the father.

Feeling relieved the dog was blamed, the young man let's another rip, this time a bit louder.

"ROVER!" Yells the father again.

Feeling one last wave of gas, the boyfriend let's out a nasty, wet, stinker.

"ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOU! "

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BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet

Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

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Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan. Their captors take them to a mine field and tell them that if they can escape to the checkpoint on the other side, they are free to go. To do so they offer them each whatever transport they want to cross it.

The Englishman chooses a Rover, solidly built enough to take a blow from a mine perhaps. He hits a mine and explodes. Dead.

The Frenchman chooses a Renault, small and quick so it may be able to get between the mines, he thinks. He hits a mine and explodes. Dead.

The German asks for a large rubber duck, with a spring stuck on each corner. The Taliban suspect him to be mad, but its good sport so they find him a big rubber duck and kit it out as per his instructions.

He bounces his contraption over the mine field. He hits a mine and explodes. But the explosion carries him forward and he bounces to the next one. He crosses the whole minefield unharmed.

The Taliban at the other side are perplexed by this. "How did you ever manage to devise such a solution to crossing minefields?" they ask.

"Oh it is an old German method," he replies, "We call it the Four-Sprung Duck Technique."

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Scientists at NASA

Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."

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So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse...

If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.

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NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020

They should call it Hindsight

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What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater?

A fourth world problem.

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A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when ...

A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when a lady came up to him and said: "What's your dog's name?". The man replied: "It's not a dog lady, it's a brick on a leash!". The woman walked away shaking her head. When she was gone, the man turned to the brick and said: "We sure fooled her, didn't we rover?"

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69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.

Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and

Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

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We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back.

It's about time we play red rover with another planet

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What's the difference between a Range Rover and a porcupine?

All the pricks are inside the Range Rover.

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At a 4-way stop in Beverly Hills, who has the right of way?

The Range Rover.

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Childhood Nursery Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Earth to Mars Rover

Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary boat?

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What did the cat say to the dog when he was trying to run for office?

"Who am I kitten, Rover. I'm not cut out to be a pawlitician."

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The MarsCuriosity rover has 3.6M followers on Twitter...

Most of which are bots

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone.

When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

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Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election.

The Curiosity rover currently 140 million miles away on Mars.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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The Mars Rover, Curiosity, has switched brains in an attempt to fix itself.

That Rover Understands My Punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard

Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over,
Rover took over,
and gave her a bone of his own.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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So America put an unmanned rover on Mars...

What exactly does NASA have against confectionery?

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A *range rover*!

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What is an alien's favorite dog?

A Mars Rover

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Why was the neighbor mad at the Mars rover speeding around her neighborhood?

Because Curiosity killed her cat

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Life found on Mars!! The rover Curiosity found what appears to be an early marsupial ancestor of the American possum.

Unfortunately, the rover Opportunity ran over it the day before.

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What are the most funny Rover jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Rover? Well, here are the best Rover dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Rover pick up lines to share with friends.

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