Rover Jokes
75 rover jokes and hilarious rover puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rover that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Humor your way through the world of Rover! Check out our collection of hilarious Rover Jokes - from Land Rover to Mars Rover to the Rover 75 and all things feline - with a nod to Schrodinger and Nissan.
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- Short Rover Jokes
- Rover One Liners
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- Land Rover Jokes
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Funniest Rover Short Jokes
Short rover jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rover humour may include short roger jokes also.
- News has just come in that The mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
- Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
- Would now be a good time to make a joke about the Mars rover dying? Or has the Opportunity passed?
- We should have sent the Opportunity rover to Iraq since its original mission was supposed to be 3 months but then it kept going for 14 years for no good reason
- BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
- Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover? There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.
- Prince Philip had a car accident and his Range Rover was written off. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it
- The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser.... But still have a Landlord.....
- So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.
- What's the difference between a British SUV and a Libertarian? One's a Land Rover and the other's a Rand Lover
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Rover One Liners
Which rover one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rover? I can suggest the ones about explorer and rogue.
- In all my years working at the Land Rover factory... I made several discoveries
- Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting I make a new Discovery every day
- I found a Land Rover whilst metal detecting today It was a lovely discovery
- What do you call a dog who can't swim? A land rover
- The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good That you could say it's out of this world
- NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight
- the Mars rover used to be coded in C Now it's coated in Rust.
- The medical term for owning too many dogs.... Rover Dose.
- Just heard NASA shutdown operations to the Mars rover. Wasted opportunity!
- I want to install a stove on my Land Rover Then it can be a Range Rover
- Earth to Mars Rover Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary boat?
- At a 4-way stop in Beverly Hills, who has the right of way? The Range Rover.
- The MarsCuriosity rover has 3.6M followers on Twitter... Most of which are bots
- What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover? A Marsupial
- How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same.
Mars Rover Jokes
Here is a list of funny mars rover jokes and even better mars rover puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Our realationship is like the mars rover It was meant to last 90 days but here I am 14 years later
- What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater? A fourth world problem.
- I thought making a pun about the mars rover would be appreciated But since everyone is pressing F to pay respect it just means that it's a missed oppertunity
- Opportunity mars rover is fairly similar to Anti-Vax child. Life expectancy of 90 days, but lives to die 14 years later.
- Mars Opportunity rover was meant to last 90 days, but the fact that it lasted around 15 years shows that .. Oppy was OP
- I want to pay respects to the Mars Rover that NASA lost contact with. It's a missed Opportunity.
- We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back. It's about time we play red rover with another planet
- NASA has said that an engineers pet was crushed during Mars Rover testing Turns out Curiosity did kill the cat.
- TIL the Mars rover Opportunity found a small mammal on the planet that appeared to be related to the opossum. Unfortunately, the rover Spirit had run over it the day before.
- Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election. The Curiosity rover currently 140 million miles away on Mars.
Land Rover Jokes
Here is a list of funny land rover jokes and even better land rover puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I returned home late from work one night to find a 2004 Land Rover had crashed into the front of my house. It was an awful Discovery.
- One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves. A robo bro b**....
- Did you hear about the guy who had a c**... in his land rover autobiography? They say the car wrote itself off
Range Rover Jokes
Here is a list of funny range rover jokes and even better range rover puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an orange Range Rover? Orange Rover
- What do you get if you cross a dog with a s**... rifle and a car? A *range rover*!
Hilarious Rover Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about rover you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rider jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rover pranks.
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
69 years ago
both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.
Childhood Nursery Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
They found a cat on mars...
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.
Scientists at NASA
Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."
A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when ...
A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when a lady came up to him and said: "What's your dog's name?". The man replied: "It's not a dog lady, it's a brick on a leash!". The woman walked away shaking her head. When she was gone, the man turned to the brick and said: "We sure fooled her, didn't we rover?"
On Mars, the rover begins a new day by opening its solar panel to charge up when there's sunlight...
But this time it hits something.
The scientists are puzzled. There was nothing there when it last went to sleep. Anxious, they use the last of its energy turning its camera around. It was an Earth feline.
Curiosity killed a cat
In an alternate universe, the Curiosity rover launch moments after lift-off.
As the rover exploded mid air, the broken pieces of Curiosity fell back to the face of Earth and scattered across the land. Unfortunately, a particularly sharp piece just happened to impale a cat walking about outside.
They said that Curiosity killed the cat.
A limerick about my life right now
I might soon be resting in clover,
At the end of my days as a rover.
But I'm still not appeased
Whether I've got disease,
Or just that I'm really hungover.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
A man forgot to zip his trousers...
so a lady told him politely...
Sir your garage is open.
The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked..
Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?
The lady smiled back and said..
No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.
Having puppies
**Three dogs are at the vet's. Talking dog talk.**
Rover, "Why are you guys here?"
Sparky, "I been peeing all over the house. I'm going to get my nuts cut off." Ruff.
Barky, "I growl at everything. I'm going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.
How about you Rover?"
Rover, "Well, my mistress was getting out of the shower yesterday, I love her *sooo* much. *Ah-Rooo*. Seeing her n**..., bent over drying her foot, well, I jumped on. "
The other two - "So you're getting you nuts cut off too?"
Rover, "h**... no! I'm getting my nails trimmed."
This is something my dad told me.
A man was going to meet his girlfriend's dad, when they started eating dinner his stomach started to hurt and he let a little f**... out, no one noticed so he was like neat then he let a little more out, then the dad shouted Rover! , the man snickered and thought they think it's the dog f**... so he f**... again so the dad shouted Rover! then the man thought again man this is so cool so he did it again but a bit more, then the dad shouted a final time Rover get over here before that man s**... on you!
