Rover Jokes

What are some Rover jokes?

They found a cat on mars...

A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.

Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.

Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?

They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.

In all my years working at the Land Rover factory...

I made several discoveries

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's suicide. They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, Stupid Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!

Would now be a good time to make a joke about the Mars rover dying?

Or has the Opportunity passed?

Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting

I make a new Discovery every day

We should have sent the Opportunity rover to Iraq

since its original mission was supposed to be 3 months but then it kept going for 14 years for no good reason

BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet

Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover?

There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.

Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan. Their captors take them to a mine field and tell them that if they can escape to the checkpoint on the other side, they are free to go. To do so they offer them each whatever transport they want to cross it.

The Englishman chooses a Rover, solidly built enough to take a blow from a mine perhaps. He hits a mine and explodes. Dead.

The Frenchman chooses a Renault, small and quick so it may be able to get between the mines, he thinks. He hits a mine and explodes. Dead.

The German asks for a large rubber duck, with a spring stuck on each corner. The Taliban suspect him to be mad, but its good sport so they find him a big rubber duck and kit it out as per his instructions.

He bounces his contraption over the mine field. He hits a mine and explodes. But the explosion carries him forward and he bounces to the next one. He crosses the whole minefield unharmed.

The Taliban at the other side are perplexed by this. "How did you ever manage to devise such a solution to crossing minefields?" they ask.

"Oh it is an old German method," he replies, "We call it the Four-Sprung Duck Technique."

Scientists at NASA

Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."

Prince Philip had a car accident and his Range Rover was written off.

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro blow job.

So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse...

If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.

a man meet his friend

sitting on a rock in the middle of his living room. as they're carrying it outside the man says :

\- man why was that rock here ?

\- because of the genie in this bottle

\- a genie ?!

he takes the bottle and a genie gets out and says :

\- i can grant you one wish

\- well my car broke down last week so... i want a rover

a little wall appears and the genie says :

\- here you can use this as cover

the genie gets back into the bottle and the man is furious

\- what the heck ?! i wanted a rover not a cover !

and his friend says :

\- you really tought i wanted a big rock ?

NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020

They should call it Hindsight

What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater?

A fourth world problem.

Just heard NASA shutdown operations to the Mars rover.

Wasted opportunity!

Our realationship is like the mars rover

It was meant to last 90 days but here I am 14 years later

I thought making a pun about the mars rover would be appreciated

But since everyone is pressing F to pay respect it just means that it's a missed oppertunity

A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when ...

A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when a lady came up to him and said: "What's your dog's name?". The man replied: "It's not a dog lady, it's a brick on a leash!". The woman walked away shaking her head. When she was gone, the man turned to the brick and said: "We sure fooled her, didn't we rover?"

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.

Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and

Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

I want to pay respects to the Mars Rover that NASA lost contact with.

It's a missed Opportunity.

We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back.

It's about time we play red rover with another planet

Mars Opportunity rover was meant to last 90 days, but the fact that it lasted around 15 years shows that ..

Oppy was OP

Earth to Mars Rover

Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary boat?

TIL the Mars rover Opportunity found a small mammal on the planet that appeared to be related to the opossum.

Unfortunately, the rover Spirit had run over it the day before.

On Mars, the rover begins a new day by opening its solar panel to charge up when there's sunlight...

But this time it hits something.

The scientists are puzzled. There was nothing there when it last went to sleep. Anxious, they use the last of its energy turning its camera around. It was an Earth feline.

Curiosity killed a cat

Childhood Nursery Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own

At a 4-way stop in Beverly Hills, who has the right of way?

The Range Rover.

I want to install a stove on my Land Rover

Then it can be a Range Rover

Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election.

The Curiosity rover currently 140 million miles away on Mars.

The MarsCuriosity rover has 3.6M followers on Twitter...

Most of which are bots

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone.

When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

What did the cat say to the dog when he was trying to run for office?

"Who am I kitten, Rover. I'm not cut out to be a pawlitician."

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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