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31 router jokes and hilarious router puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about router that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

From the VPN to the wireless router, connect to the hilarity with these router jokes. Laugh until your connection is stable and your Hoffman router is secure with these funny router jokes.

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Funniest Router Short Jokes

Short router jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The router humour may include short gateway jokes also.

  1. I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the wifi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
  2. God said to set up a router and free Wi-Fi in the tabernacle... ...but moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.
  3. Of course Ghosts have WiFi by now Just think about how many dead routers there are out there!
  4. IT guy wants to be an astronaut Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?
    So he can find router space.
  5. Why did the MPLS router go to the psychiatrist? Because it was tired of all the labels people put on it.
  6. My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
  7. I heard wired connections are faster... So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need a another java update?
  8. Trump will take his time considering new FBI director candidates... Until the Kremlin fixes its routers to give him an answer.
  9. A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :
    Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
    What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
    No, restart the router, please!
  10. When I asked the guy at Best Buy about the router's speed, he kept insisting it's not moving at the speed of light. All I wanted to know was whether the router is N or G!

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Router One Liners

Which router one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with router? I can suggest the ones about relay and nets.

  1. Where do routers go when you throw them away? A LANfill.
  2. Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections.
  3. A router and a modem got married..... They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi
  4. What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP.
  5. It looks like a router, but I dig it.
  6. Where did the Wifi router go? He went data way.
  7. What does a WiFi Router and my grandpa have in common? an SS ID
  8. What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!
  9. Two internet routers went on a date... Then they went down on each other.
  10. I'm finally replacing my old wireless router... It's on its last lag.
  11. Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream.
  12. What did the pacifist say to the two arguing routers? Wi Fi-ght?
  13. What do you call beating someone with a router? Cyber bullying.
  14. Who is taking care of Stephen King's PC and router problems? Stephen King's "IT"
  15. The router comes to a doctor Doctor: What is the problem ?
    Router: I pee.

Router joke, The router comes to a doctor

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about router can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of router puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty Router Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about router you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean rails jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make router prank.

Funny and Witty WiFi names?

I think the best I've come across are;
1. Drop it like it's hotspot
2. The Promised LAN
3. Wu Tang LAN
4. Chance the Router
5. Winternet is coming
6. A LAN time ago
7. I believe Wi can Fi
8. Vladamir Routin
9. That's what she SSID
10. Lord Voldemodem

Router joke, I heard wired connections are faster...

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