In one ear, out the other.
He only lost once.
He only ever lost once
Blew his mind.
He only lost once.
Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore.
Russian roulette is complete safe.
... The sixth one loves it to death.
It was mind blowing.
I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."
I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."
Well, at least 5/6 people will.
There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.
Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa.
The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette."
The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option.
The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform oral sex on you."
The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part.
As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal."
Then maybe Russian roulette isn't for you.
Russian roulette is completely safe.
5/6 doctors say that its safe to play.
They'll have to go outside for craps though.
Finds russian roulette mind blowing.
He only lost once
That Russian Roulette is completely safe.
When she was down to her last ten dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why don't you play your age?" he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked. "No," replied the attendant. "She put ten dollars on 29 and 41 came in."
...with a glock.
5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others.
I wonder why the sixth guy hates it
He's only lost once.
5/6 of them said it was safe.
I shook his hand and said, "White, 23."
that he only lost once
2 old, Greg and Patrick, are gambling at the casino. Having exhausted all but $2 of their cash, they decided to try their luck at the roulette table.
not knowing which numbers to pick, Greg says "How many times did you have sex with your wife this week?"
"7, how bout you?" says Patrick.
"10" says Greg
"Wow, so I'll play number 7 and you play number 10"
Greg picked 7 and Patrick picked 10. They spun the roullette and it lands on 0. Patrick says " Oh man, if we both didn't lie we both would've won!"
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have sex in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
They are both fun until you add Russian
that he played Russian roulette with a Glock Pistol
five out of six scientists claim that playing russian roulette its absolutely safe!
I like to play Muffin Roulette.
Russian Roulette is perfectly safe.
Infact 5 out of 6 doctors say Russian Roulette is perfectly safe.
A meeting wraps up amongst delegates in Russia. The Russian minister says to his fellow delegates, "After meetings like this, its Russian policy to drink vodka and play a round of Russian Roulette."
The Nigerian delegate asks what Russian Roulette is.
"Well I take this revolver, place a round in it, spin the chamber and fire at my temple. Then I pass it around. Each of you spins the chamber and repeats. If you die, it means you didn't have honest intentions in the meeting."
They each take their turn and live, at which point the meetings adjourn. A few months later the same group meets in Nigeria.
After their meetings the Nigerian Ambassador says "After a successful meeting in this country we like to drink Ogogoro and play a round of Nigerian Roulette."
"How do you play?" The Russian asks.
"Well I bring in 4 beautiful women. You must choose to sleep with one of them unprotected."
"That's not so bad," the Russian says "Is there a catch?"
"One of the 4 of them is HIV positive"
He only lost once.
.. 5/6 approve
Only 5 people out of 6 like Russian roulette.
Every year it gets smaller and smaller
High stakes poker.
Society.
I've only lost once.
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
Just like Russian,
But with a fully loaded cylinder
... It doesn't need to take over by force, just get its name on the ballot.
2016: Russian Roulette with all chambers loaded
Very fun until it goes Russian.
But 5 out of 6 recommend Russian roulette
Some people suck at Russian Roulette.
...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble.
5 out of 6 recommend!
Chuck Norris died.
it starts to be a game of cussing roulette.
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