A Russian goes to Africa and is hanging out with the locals. He asks if they've ever played Russian roulette.
"We have our own version. There are six women. You pick one, and she gives you a blowjob."
"What's the danger in that?"
"One of them is a cannibal."
He only lost once.
He only ever lost once
He only lost once.
Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore.
Russian roulette is complete safe.
... The sixth one loves it to death.
It was mind blowing.
I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."
I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."
Well, at least 5/6 people will.
There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.
Then maybe Russian roulette isn't for you.
Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa.
The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette."
The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option.
The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform oral sex on you."
The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part.
As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal."
Russian roulette is completely safe.
5/6 doctors say that its safe to play.
They'll have to go outside for craps though.
Finds russian roulette mind blowing.
He only lost once
That Russian Roulette is completely safe.
When she was down to her last ten dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why don't you play your age?" he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked. "No," replied the attendant. "She put ten dollars on 29 and 41 came in."
He only lost once.
Russian Roulette is safe
...with a glock.
5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others.
I wonder why the sixth guy hates it
A Russian goes to Thailand and is hanging out with the locals. He asks if they've ever played Russian roulette.
"We have our own version. There are six women. You pick one, and she gives you a blowjob."
"What's the danger in that?"
"One of them is a man."
telling him to sell his house an all his possessions and take the money to Vegas. He complies and when he gets there the voice says, "go to the roulette table and put all your money on red." So he does and it lands on black. "Damn," says the ghostly voice.
5/6 of them said it was safe.
He's only lost once.
Russian roulette is completely safe!
I shook his hand and said, "White, 23."
2 old, Greg and Patrick, are gambling at the casino. Having exhausted all but $2 of their cash, they decided to try their luck at the roulette table.
not knowing which numbers to pick, Greg says "How many times did you have sex with your wife this week?"
"7, how bout you?" says Patrick.
"10" says Greg
"Wow, so I'll play number 7 and you play number 10"
Greg picked 7 and Patrick picked 10. They spun the roullette and it lands on 0. Patrick says " Oh man, if we both didn't lie we both would've won!"
They are both fun until you add Russian
that he played Russian roulette with a Glock Pistol
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