Roulette Jokes
100 roulette jokes and hilarious roulette puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roulette that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious jokes about the classic game of roulette! Find out why the roulette wheel is like the lottery, what President Trumpster does when he plays Russian Roulette, and why hitting the Vegas strip for a spin is a blast.
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Funniest Roulette Short Jokes
Short roulette jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roulette humour may include short riot jokes also.
- I tried to warn my son about the dangers of russian roulette... It went in one ear and out the other.
- I tried to warn him about playing Russian roulette. But it went in one ear and came out the other.
- My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
- Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death.
- 5 out of 5 people enjoy Russian Roulette. There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.
- I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc... They'll have to go outside for craps though.
- Russian Roulette must be very easy. I have never heard of anyone who has lost the game more than once
- Six stormtroopers decided to play Russian Roulette. They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.
- 5 out of 6 people would recommend it... 5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others.
- Russian Roulette is completely safe to play! I interviewed people who played and %100 said that they all survived!
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Roulette One Liners
Which roulette one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roulette? I can suggest the ones about lover and slot.
- 5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
- My dad is a professional Russian roulette player. He only lost once.
- My grandfather was a legendary Russian roulette player He only ever lost once
- 1 in 6 people... find Russian roulette mind blowing.
- Saw a documentary on Russian roulette It was mind blowing.
- If at first you don't succeed, Then maybe Russian roulette isn't for you.
- Russian Roulette is pretty easy Just ask anyone who's played, they all say they won
- Four blondes play Russian Roulette... ...with a glock.
- CS:GO and Roulette are quite similar They are both fun until you add Russian
- What game will a Stormtrooper always win at? Russian roulette
- There's this casino in Moscow... ... roulette is the least popular table in the house.
- My uncle died He found it mind blowing that you can't play Russian roulette with a Glock
- The thing with Russian Roulette is you don't want to go last.
- you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
- I invited my friends to play Russian Roulette with me. We had a blast playing.
Russian Roulette Jokes
Here is a list of funny russian roulette jokes and even better russian roulette puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I surveyed many people who had played Russian roulette Seems like the probability of dying is actually 0%
- The only game Chuck Norris has ever lost was Russian Roulette. He's lost a few times, actually.
- We've all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette? They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras.
And one of the cobras is deaf. - My wife was telling me to never give and keep trying. She's usually not that supportive and she could have chosen a better time. Why did she have to say it during Russian Roulette?
- Statistics can be misleading. For example, 5 out of 6 people think Russian roulette is perfectly safe.
- Have you heard of Polish Roulette? It's just like Russian Roulette but you use an automatic.
- What is the difference between Russian roulette and Soviet roulette? In Soviet roulette everyone dies equally
- I was the referee in a Russian Roulette tournament I did an excellent job, none of the losers complained
- Coke is like Russian roulette: If the first time is mind-blowing your life is probably over
- Click here for a potential once in a lifetime opportunity! Thank you for entering the Russian roulette tournament.
Roulette Wheel Jokes
Here is a list of funny roulette wheel jokes and even better roulette wheel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was in a casino last night and had a few spins on the roulette wheel... Before the manager told me to get off...
Fun-Filled Roulette Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about roulette you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roulette pranks.
Putting your iPod on shuffle around your friends is like playing Russian roulette with their respect for you.
at the roulette table when.....
I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."
I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."
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African Roulette
Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa.
The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette."
The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option.
The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform o**... s**... on you."
The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part.
As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal."
A woman in Atlantic city was losing at the roulette wheel...
When she was down to her last ten dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why don't you play your age?" he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked. "No," replied the attendant. "She put ten dollars on 29 and 41 came in."
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Your daddy is so s**.....
that he played Russian roulette with a Glock p**...
When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers sign
it starts to be a game of cussing roulette.
I'm pretty good at Russian Roulette....
I've only lost once.
My friend asked me how I became so confident, I told him I play Russian roulette every morning...
RIP Larry.
My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette
I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown
What is a hipster russian roulette?
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
What's the similarity between video games and roulette?
Very fun until it goes Russian.
If skynet really does exist...
... It doesn't need to take over by force, just get its name on the ballot.
2016: Russian Roulette with all chambers loaded
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A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a h**... are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win?
Society.
If Greedo always shoots last, what game can he win at?
Russian Roulette!
When it comes to Russian Roulette ..
.. 5/6 approve
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What did they call the two n**... girls playing roulette?
Clams Casino
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Why did Trumps Casino go bankrupt?
Because when he was inspecting the Roulette wheels he told the manager he didn't like b**....
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My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette.
Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore.
5/6 people agree...
...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble.
What do you call it when you poison one potato in a bag of potatoes?
Irish Roulette.
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TIL a mind-blowing fact.
Some people s**... at Russian Roulette.
What do you call Russian roulette for vampires?
High stakes poker.
If you can't handle losing....
... 'Russian Roulette' is an excellent choice of game.
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Here's how you play religious roulette...
1. Stand in circle with other humans.
2. Blaspheme.
3. See who gets struck by lighting first.
Florida roulette
Just like Russian,
But with a fully loaded cylinder
Russian roulette!
5 out of 6 recommend!
Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun
Chuck Norris died.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum
But 5 out of 6 recommend Russian roulette
Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter.
I like to play Muffin Roulette.
Two men walk into a bar
They play Russian roulette, then he leaves.
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Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have s**... in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
There's only one problem with this Russian Roulette club
Every year it gets smaller and smaller
What do you call russian roulette without a gun?
Roulette
One round of Russian roulette gives you better-than-even odds of surviving, but consequences of not surviving is....
Mind Blowing!
Want to know what sport I am one of the best people alive at?
Russian roulette
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A bunch of s**... dudes decide to play Russian roulette
After they pick who goes first, a guy grabs the p**..., puts it to his head and pulls the trigger — BAAM! — He falls on the ground dead
Everyone is terrified, but they go on.
The second guy grabs the p**..., puts it to his head and pulls the trigger — BAAM! — There is a huge hole in his temple
Finally, the third guy grabs the p**..., puts it to his head, gets ready to pull the trigger... Then he suddenly stops, thinks for a moment and asks:
"Don't they play Russian roulette with revolvers?"
Dog Casino
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's new with you?" the bartender asks. "Well I just opened a new casino for dogs. They can play poker, black jack, roulette... almost all the games," the guy says. "They have to go outside for craps, though."
In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves ...
In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves and banning them from events, I will do my part and not play Russian Roulette for the foreseeable future.
