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5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

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A Russian goes to Africa.

A Russian goes to Africa and is hanging out with the locals. He asks if they've ever played Russian roulette.

"We have our own version. There are six women. You pick one, and she gives you a blowjob."

"What's the danger in that?"

"One of them is a cannibal."

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My dad is a professional Russian roulette player.

He only lost once.

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My grandfather was a legendary Russian roulette player

He only ever lost once

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My friend was the best at Russian Roulette.

He only lost once.

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My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette.

Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore.

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5 out of six researchers conclude,

Russian roulette is complete safe.

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Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette...

... The sixth one loves it to death.

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Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

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at the roulette table when.....

I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."

I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."

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Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe.

Well, at least 5/6 people will.

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5 out of 5 people enjoy Russian Roulette.

There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.

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If at first you don't succeed,

Then maybe Russian roulette isn't for you.

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African Roulette

Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa.

The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette."

The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option.

The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform oral sex on you."

The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part.

As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal."

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Five out of six people agree

Russian roulette is completely safe.

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Russian Roulette

5/6 doctors say that its safe to play.

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I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc...

They'll have to go outside for craps though.

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1/6 russian roulette players

Finds russian roulette mind blowing.

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My husband was great at Russian roulette

He only lost once

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5 out of 6 doctors agree...

That Russian Roulette is completely safe.

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A woman in Atlantic city was losing at the roulette wheel...

When she was down to her last ten dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why don't you play your age?" he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked. "No," replied the attendant. "She put ten dollars on 29 and 41 came in."

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My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette

He only lost once.

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5 out of 6 scientists feel

Russian Roulette is safe

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Four blondes play Russian Roulette...

...with a glock.

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5 out of 6 people would recommend it...

5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others.

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Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun...

I wonder why the sixth guy hates it

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A Russian goes to Thailand

A Russian goes to Thailand and is hanging out with the locals. He asks if they've ever played Russian roulette.

"We have our own version. There are six women. You pick one, and she gives you a blowjob."

"What's the danger in that?"

"One of them is a man."

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A man hears a ghostly voice

telling him to sell his house an all his possessions and take the money to Vegas. He complies and when he gets there the voice says, "go to the roulette table and put all your money on red." So he does and it lands on black. "Damn," says the ghostly voice.

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I interviewed six people who had just played Russian Roulette...

5/6 of them said it was safe.

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My brother's pretty good at Russian Roulette...

He's only lost once.

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5/6 doctors agree...

Russian roulette is completely safe!

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I was in a casino on the roulette machine last night, when the man standing next to me turned to me and said, "Black, 27."

I shook his hand and said, "White, 23."

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2 old men...

2 old, Greg and Patrick, are gambling at the casino. Having exhausted all but $2 of their cash, they decided to try their luck at the roulette table.
not knowing which numbers to pick, Greg says "How many times did you have sex with your wife this week?"
"7, how bout you?" says Patrick.
"10" says Greg
"Wow, so I'll play number 7 and you play number 10"
Greg picked 7 and Patrick picked 10. They spun the roullette and it lands on 0. Patrick says " Oh man, if we both didn't lie we both would've won!"

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CS:GO and Roulette are quite similar

They are both fun until you add Russian

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Your daddy is so stupid..

that he played Russian roulette with a Glock Pistol

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