The Best 35 Rotten Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rotten jokes. There are some rotten stale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rotten decompose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rotten Jokes and Puns

What do you call 144 rotten eggs?


Stand up comedy is a lot of hit and miss.

That's why the back wall of the stage sometimes ends up covered in rotten tomatoes.

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Rotten joke, What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

Why is rotten egg the best comedian?

He's got a funny yolk.

A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten.

I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.

Rotten joke, A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten.

A botfly larva enters a bar..

.. and says "I'll have a shot of whisky and a lump of rotten meat please".
"Are you sure you want rotten meat?"
"Want it? I encyst on it!"

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Rotten Bananas aren't very...


If Robbie Rotten was a Pokemon Trainer, what Pokeball would he use to capture all his pokemon?

The net ball.

You can explore rotten blueberries reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean rotten decay dad jokes. There are also rotten puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A Comparison of the Different Languages

**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"

**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"

**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"

**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.

**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten testicles instead.

Man I was a rotten egg growing up.

I couldn't get laid.

What do you call a rotten gourd?

A squishy squash.

I tried singing for my supper today.

Looks like I'm having rotten tomato soup tonight.

The rotten kid next door isn't completely useless---

At least 10 parents use him as a bad example

Rotten joke, The rotten kid next door isn't completely useless---

What do you call a sour rotten fruit that sabotages the tree it grows on?


I like my women like I like my apples...

Rotten to the core and easy to smash

Just because you like a movie that has a terrible rating on "Rotten Tomatoes" doesn't mean the film is underrated....

It means you have bad taste

Hotel Rwanda got a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes...

But their rating on Yelp was terrible.

What did Robbie Rotten say when he hacked into the Pentagon?

*Look at this net, that I just found.*

Good looking avocados are both rotten and not rotten in a superposition right until the moment you slice them.

The iPhone 7 and later models don't have a 3.5mm headphone jack. What do you call them?


Why is the number 288 like a rotten corpse?

It's two gross.

What's the Chinese Rotten Tomatoes?


Did you know movies highly rated by Rotten Tomatoes like the new Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, and the Marvel movies are oscar-nominated?

Oscar likes trash!

Of the very many dead memes...

I miss Robbie Rotten the most

People are like onions.

White are best, followed by yellow, red, brown, and black are rotten.

I managed to get a butler who works for free

I normally have really rotten luck, but I managed to get a butler who works for free. However, when I saw him, I realised he has lost his left arm;

Serves me right...

Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain

is Rotten Tomatoes.

After months in quarantine, I have something in common with a rotten egg..

It has been months since I was laid too.

When does a bad apple become rotten?

When it dons full riot gear and covers up its badge number.

As a cat, I'm overfed, over pampered, and spoiled rotten...

And I deserve much better than this!

I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten

I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart

There were two men in a prison in the USSR.

One asked the other: Why are you here?
The other answers: Political reasons.

He asks another question: What political reasons?

The other prisoner answers: I am a plumber, and I got called in to the party committee to fix their sink. And they asked what was the problem and I said: "The whole system is rotten, everything must be replaced!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rotten reek jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rotten puked piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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