Rotten Jokes

Funniest Rotten Short Jokes

Short rotten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rotten humour may include short ruin jokes also.

1. After months in quarantine, I have something in common with a rotten egg.. It has been months since I was laid too.
2. As a cat, I'm overfed, over pampered, and spoiled rotten... And I deserve much better than this!
3. I've heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a mass egg-stink-tion!
4. I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart
5. A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.
6. The iPhone 7 and later models don't have a 3.5mm headphone jack. What do you call them? ROTTEN APPLES!!
7. When does a bad apple become rotten? When it dons full riot gear and covers up its badge number.
8. What did Robbie Rotten say when he hacked into the Pentagon? *Look at this net, that I just found.*
9. Hotel Rwanda got a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes... But their rating on Yelp was terrible.
10. A botfly larva enters a bar.. .. and says "I'll have a shot of whisky and a lump of rotten meat please".
    "Are you sure you want rotten meat?"
    "Want it? I encyst on it!"

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Rotten One Liners

Which rotten one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rotten? I can suggest the ones about corrupt and rusty.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of a rotten banana or whatever.
2. Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain is Rotten Tomatoes.
3. Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him.
4. I like my women like I like my apples... Rotten to the core and easy to smash
5. Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends
6. Why did Sean Connery throw away his zucchini? Courgette was rotten
7. I tried singing for my supper today. Looks like I'm having rotten tomato soup tonight.
8. If Robbie Rotten's "We are number one" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?
9. What do you call a rotten gourd? A squishy squash.
10. What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.
11. Of the very many dead memes... I miss Robbie Rotten the most
12. What's the Chinese Rotten Tomatoes? CongeeFresh.
13. What do you call a sour rotten fruit that sabotages the tree it grows on? Impeached
14. Man I was a rotten egg growing up. I couldn't get laid.
15. Rotten Bananas aren't very... a-peeling.

Rotten Egg Jokes

Here is a list of funny rotten egg jokes and even better rotten egg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He's got a funny yolk.
• How do you tell if your eggs are rotten? If your kid has down syndrome.
• What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!
• I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! "rotten eggs"
• What do you call 144 rotten eggs? g**....

Rotten Tomatoes Jokes

Here is a list of funny rotten tomatoes jokes and even better rotten tomatoes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know movies highly rated by Rotten Tomatoes like the new Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, and the Marvel movies are oscar-nominated? Oscar likes trash!
• Just because you like a movie that has a terrible rating on "Rotten Tomatoes" doesn't mean the film is underrated.... It means you have bad taste
• Stand up comedy is a lot of hit and miss. That's why the back wall of the stage sometimes ends up covered in rotten tomatoes.

Rotten Apple Jokes

Here is a list of funny rotten apple jokes and even better rotten apple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rotten apples For free

Uplifting Rotten Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about rotten you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean torn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rotten pranks.